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[Truean]

"I have an even smaller wireless device that gives me access to tons of books and movies for free, library card."

[miauw62]

Today was the annual running event in my town. All schools go there and everybody basically runs.
Always fun to dont do anything for two hours and see some old friends from other schools.
Slight plans were made to do gagnam style or polonaise, but sadly not executed.

[Akura]

So the girl who was in a car accident didn't break her arm. She almost got fired because of an irate customer, though ...

[RedWarrior0]

Also, where would you find guns in Belgium? This isnt America.

FN Herstal?

[Tellemurius]

Also, where would you find guns in Belgium? This isnt America.

FN Herstal?

FnFail!

[RedKing]

Hey, I'll have you know that we have a tank now!

Unfortunately you can't use it, as the parking manoevres would be misinterpreted as possible invasions by at least 2 surrounding countries.

They've also ordered an Airbus A400 transport plane. So they can...y'know...fly the entire army from one end of town to the other? 

Although Luxembourg's army looks like the Wehrmacht compared to the Andorran Army. Which consists of an 11-man ceremonial unit, and is supported entirely through donations.

[Flying Dice]

Hey, I'll have you know that we have a tank now!

Unfortunately you can't use it, as the parking manoevres would be misinterpreted as possible invasions by at least 2 surrounding countries.

They've also ordered an Airbus A400 transport plane. So they can...y'know...fly the entire army from one end of town to the other? 

Although Luxembourg's army looks like the Wehrmacht compared to the Andorran Army. Which consists of an 11-man ceremonial unit, and is supported entirely through donations.

I now want to play a game or read a story where the Andorran Army is actually a very well funded undercover special operations unit that singlehandedly destabilizes would-be invaders. That sounds like a completely plausible plot for a manga in particular, with lots of ham.

[MonkeyHead]

I prefer the Bolivian Navy. Those guys are really trying so very hard to be taken seriously, but are falling way short.

[RedKing]

Hey, I'll have you know that we have a tank now!

Unfortunately you can't use it, as the parking manoevres would be misinterpreted as possible invasions by at least 2 surrounding countries.

They've also ordered an Airbus A400 transport plane. So they can...y'know...fly the entire army from one end of town to the other? 

Although Luxembourg's army looks like the Wehrmacht compared to the Andorran Army. Which consists of an 11-man ceremonial unit, and is supported entirely through donations.

I now want to play a game or read a story where the Andorran Army is actually a very well funded undercover special operations unit that singlehandedly destabilizes would-be invaders. That sounds like a completely plausible plot for a manga in particular, with lots of ham.

Hmm...that could actually be a hella fun RPG campaign, if you set it hundreds of years ago. The Count of Urgell, seeking to keep from being swallowed up by the two massive kingdoms around him, hires 11 of the best, bravest, and most cunning warriors in Europe to defend his realm and spend their time playing France and Spain off against each other.

[Flying Dice]

Hey, I'll have you know that we have a tank now!

Unfortunately you can't use it, as the parking manoevres would be misinterpreted as possible invasions by at least 2 surrounding countries.

They've also ordered an Airbus A400 transport plane. So they can...y'know...fly the entire army from one end of town to the other? 

Although Luxembourg's army looks like the Wehrmacht compared to the Andorran Army. Which consists of an 11-man ceremonial unit, and is supported entirely through donations.

I now want to play a game or read a story where the Andorran Army is actually a very well funded undercover special operations unit that singlehandedly destabilizes would-be invaders. That sounds like a completely plausible plot for a manga in particular, with lots of ham.

Hmm...that could actually be a hella fun RPG campaign, if you set it hundreds of years ago. The Count of Urgell, seeking to keep from being swallowed up by the two massive kingdoms around him, hires 11 of the best, bravest, and most cunning warriors in Europe to defend his realm and spend their time playing France and Spain off against each other.

This needs to be a thing.

[Vorthon]

I'd play. If only because the idea of medieval special operatives sounds fucking amazing.

[Hubris Incalculable]

I AM A BIKE REPAIR GOD!

But srsly. I replaced my bike's gear cable today, all by my self! I am so happy. Now all it needs is some tension adjustment, then it's back to it's former usable state.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Forget that shit, stick a card into the back spokes so it sounds like a motorbike

Also, +1 internet for Hamster.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Just did that for the fun of it -- It sounds more like a single-prop airplane than a motorcycle.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Try flattening a burger box and sticking it up in the rear wheelguard, so the wheel actually rubs into it rather than the spokes.