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[The Darkling Wolf]

Owner's drawing me a new fursona image for my birthday~

[Vorthon]

Unrelated to the above:

    The Naming of Cats

    The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
    It isn't just one of your holiday games;
    You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
    When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
    First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
    Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
    Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
    All of them sensible everyday names.
    There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
    Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
    Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
    But all of them sensible everyday names.
    But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
    A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
    Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
    Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
    Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
    Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
    Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
    Names that never belong to more than one cat.
    But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
    And that is the name that you never will guess;
    The name that no human research can discover—
    But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
    When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
    The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
    His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
    Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
    His ineffable effable
    Effanineffable
    Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

[Descan]

... Wolfy, there are so many questions in that statement, that I'm just gonna nod and say "woo!"

[Scelly9]

... Wolfy, there are so many questions in that statement, that I'm just gonna nod and say "woo!"

You obviously haven't been on the internet long enough.

Woo!

[Descan]

Woo!

[kaijyuu]

Woo!

* kaijyuu hops on bandwagons.

[MaximumZero]

Woo Woo!

[Wrex]

Woo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4bMwYRrtE

[Kadzar]

-snip-

So does this mean that cats have True Names?

[Xantalos]

-snip-

So does this mean that cats have True Names?

They're one of the few things that do.

[Frumple]

Naming cats is easy~

My last cat was named You. My next cat will be named You Two. So forth, so on.

The last cats I named, though... that was a mother and two daughter trio. Blimpy, Hydro, and Gen. Patterns ♪

[Rose]

Witch!

[Wrex]

Witch!

Quick, turn your lights off!

[Sirus]

Witch!

Quick, turn your lights off!

It's alright guys, I have a shotgun and good ping. Leave it to me...

[Vorthon]

Witch!

Quick, turn your lights off!

Heheheheheheheheh. L4D2. My sister and me ran into a glitch we dubbed 'Special Ellis Syndrome'. Ellis got separated from the group and ended up on the other side of a fence somehow. He just ended up running around in circles.

Anywho, my happy for the day: Gonna be seeing some of my cousins in a while!