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[kaijyuu]

There are worse ways to go than death by cuddly fuzziness.

[Descan]

Such as cuddles by deathly fuzziness.

[MaximumZero]

There are worse ways to go than death by cuddly fuzziness.

That's a good point, but I'd rather die in battle. Or by being smothered in an orgy. Or...uh...lots of ways, actually. Old age comes to mind.

[Xantalos]

There's an SCP about that. Infinite kittens.

[Wrex]

There's an SCP about that. Infinite kittens.

SCP-2556-J right? They gave em away for free to calm people down. Well, they don't like loud noise. It makes them puff up. The sound of a pufferkitten poofing is loud enough to scare a pufferkitten. Chain pufferkitten reaction later, 3 billion dead.

[Descan]

The only way I want to die is by facing the end of the universe.

Preferably not even then.

Anything else will be DISAPPOINTING

[Vorthon]

The only way I want to die is by facing the end of the universe.

Preferably not even then.

Anything else will be DISAPPOINTING

Yay for transhumanism! And wandering the universe for trillions of years and then getting bored.

[kaijyuu]

I'd probably be content with a few thousand years.

[Xantalos]

There's an SCP about that. Infinite kittens.

SCP-2556-J right? They gave em away for free to calm people down. Well, they don't like loud noise. It makes them puff up. The sound of a pufferkitten poofing is loud enough to scare a pufferkitten. Chain pufferkitten reaction later, 3 billion dead.

No, the one with the device that opens portals to other dimensions and the lead researcher accidentally opened a portal to the dimension of infinite kittens, which they're keeping in a pit that's filling up until they figure out what to do.

[Wrex]

There's an SCP about that. Infinite kittens.

SCP-2556-J right? They gave em away for free to calm people down. Well, they don't like loud noise. It makes them puff up. The sound of a pufferkitten poofing is loud enough to scare a pufferkitten. Chain pufferkitten reaction later, 3 billion dead.

No, the one with the device that opens portals to other dimensions and the lead researcher accidentally opened a portal to the dimension of infinite kittens, which they're keeping in a pit that's filling up until they figure out what to do.

Use it on SCP-682?

[Vorthon]

I'd probably be content with a few thousand years.

How can you say that? There's just so much to see!

[Xantalos]

There's an SCP about that. Infinite kittens.

SCP-2556-J right? They gave em away for free to calm people down. Well, they don't like loud noise. It makes them puff up. The sound of a pufferkitten poofing is loud enough to scare a pufferkitten. Chain pufferkitten reaction later, 3 billion dead.

No, the one with the device that opens portals to other dimensions and the lead researcher accidentally opened a portal to the dimension of infinite kittens, which they're keeping in a pit that's filling up until they figure out what to do.

Use it on SCP-682?

* SCP-682  eats the kittens and grows to infinite size

[Descan]

Beeeesides, if you don't want to die tomorrow, or two days from now, or a week? Or a year? Or a decade?

Then why is a thousand years any different? Thousand-year-old Kai won't want to die the next day either.

[Vorthon]

There's an SCP about that. Infinite kittens.

SCP-2556-J right? They gave em away for free to calm people down. Well, they don't like loud noise. It makes them puff up. The sound of a pufferkitten poofing is loud enough to scare a pufferkitten. Chain pufferkitten reaction later, 3 billion dead.

No, the one with the device that opens portals to other dimensions and the lead researcher accidentally opened a portal to the dimension of infinite kittens, which they're keeping in a pit that's filling up until they figure out what to do.

Use it on SCP-682?

* SCP-682  eats the kittens and grows to infinite size

But... that... universe... matter... stuff...

* Vorthon's brain has imploded from trying to comprehend a infinitely-sized creature.

[kaijyuu]

Beeeesides, if you don't want to die tomorrow, or two days from now, or a week? Or a year? Or a decade?

Then why is a thousand years any different? Thousand-year-old Kai won't want to die the next day either.

A possibility! Thus, I'd like to choose when it happens, if at all.

But I'm not worried about that right now. Right now I'm worried about my lack of cuddles. Must work on moving preparations!