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[Jervill]

'Gah, you're a wasp!'

This is a very, very good reason to "take joy in slaughter lately".

[Sirus]

I personally don't enjoy killing without a good reason. Although, some of my 'good reasons' are pretty petty.
'Gah, you're in my house!'

Given the fact that we just discussed 'humans' are also classed as animals... Well, I might er, postpone that visit to Hans' place.

I lol'd. Then canceled my road trip

[Flying Dice]

The most petty reason I've ever killed for was bothering me while browsing B12.

[Yoink]

Dude, I think you and I have a wildly different idea of "petty"...

[Hanslanda]

I personally don't enjoy killing without a good reason. Although, some of my 'good reasons' are pretty petty.
'Gah, you're in my house!'

Given the fact that we just discussed 'humans' are also classed as animals... Well, I might er, postpone that visit to Hans' place.

I lol'd. Then canceled my road trip

Er, typically I only insects and arachnids. I haven't killed any humans. Yet. Also, I should qualify that as, "You're in my house and not invited." Ya'll are invited as long as you can prove your identity. Otherwise I'll have to beat you to death with a fire poker. 

[Yoink]

Hrm. Now we need 'Bay12 Identification Badges' so that we can convince people we are members of some mysterious secret agency.
And some dark suits and sunglasses. Always the dark suits and sunglasses.

[Jervill]

Considering most Bay 12ers, I think our suits would be rainbow themed.

[Sirus]

I have two pairs of dark sunglasses, does that count?
And no, Jervil. Rainbows are nice, but I wouldn't want to wear one

[kaijyuu]

I have two pairs of dark sunglasses, does that count?
And no, Jervil. Rainbows are nice, but I wouldn't want to wear one

What if it's a rainbow bearded dwarf?

[Sirus]

I have two pairs of dark sunglasses, does that count?
And no, Jervil. Rainbows are nice, but I wouldn't want to wear one

What if it's a rainbow bearded dwarf?

Would YOU tell a rainbow-bearded dwarf "no"? Because I sure wouldn't.

[kaijyuu]

I'm not sure I'd tell a dwarf anything other than "yes sir" and "please don't hack me to death."

[Karnewarrior]

My home is my territory, and other life is permitted only at my mercy. Any threat posed by an insect or rodent will be terminated. Any threat posed by a reptile or plant will be removed. Any threat posed by a mammal larger than half a meter will be screamed at in the most feminine manner possible.

That last bit also goes for arachnids.

[Descan]

I don't know if that'd get rid of -me-. >_>

[Kadzar]

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=22195854&nid=1012&title=warp-drive-may-actually-be-possible-nasa-scientist-says&s_cid=queue-12
SCIENCE!!!

It actually is exactly what warp drive would be if you could make a warp drive.

So warped space would have a reservoir tip?

[Sirus]

I'm not sure I'd tell a dwarf anything other than "yes sir" and "please don't hack me to death."

Good point...