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[Dutchling]

The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Dutchling.

[kaijyuu]

99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as pumpkin!

Pff.

I'm terrified as to what the other 1% end up as.

The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Dutchling.

A worthy sacrifice. You're immortalized as cow pee!

[Gunner-Chan]

Okay. Ill try.

1. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Rozy.
2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Rozy!
3. Rozy was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
4. Finding Rozy on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
5. Rozy was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
6. California is the biggest exporter of Rozy in the world.
7. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Rozy.
8. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Rozy.
9. The air around Rozy is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
10. Rozy can taste with her feet.

1. Wait. Since when was I L. Ron Hubbard?
2. ... Then why does my ear itch right now?
3. I'm a kind of apple?
4. I'm not sure me being under your Christmas tree is exactly good luck. Unless facepunchings are good luck.
5. Apparently I was both discovered in India AND grown in america. I guess I can be in two places at once!
6. If I'm an export product then why haven't I been shipped yet? D.
7. I'm in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeee~
8. Shark skin so wishes it was me. It's only a crude facsimile.
9. Knew I was hot. =wx
10. ... I know I never wear shoes. But that's definitely not why! D.

[Akura]

4. I'm not sure me being under your Christmas tree is exactly good luck. Unless facepunchings are good luck.

To be fair, that would improve my Christmas mornings somewhat.

[kaijyuu]

4. I'm not sure me being under your Christmas tree is exactly good luck. Unless facepunchings are good luck.

To be fair, that would improve my Christmas mornings somewhat.

Getting facepunched would improve your christmas mornings?

Your childhood must've sucked D:

[ToonyMan]

You know it's pretty fun guessing whether Janet's newest post is for or against the newest Happy Thread trend.  I was guessing against as I was scrolling down but then bam!

[Rose]

• All shrimp are born as Japa, but gradually mature into females!
• The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Japa!
• Japa is the sacred animal of Thailand!
• It's bad luck for a flag to touch Japa.
• The condom - originally made from Japa - was invented in the early 1500s.
• The international dialling code for Japa is 672.
• Czar Paul I banished Japa to Siberia for marching out of step.
• Japa is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
• The first domain name ever registered was Japa.com!
• Japa can sleep with one eye open!

Wait, does this mean I will become a woman eventually? NotsurehowIfeelaboutthis.
Co-founded, actually.
Fuck yeah, I am. I am revered by my gender-changing abilities.
Also fuck flags.
I suspected I was a contraceptive, but daaayum.
No idea about this one.
That doesn't mention that the step in question was dub, and was shit. fuck that noise.
And a damn shame too. we were pals.
Must have been a batch all at once.
Actually, pretty sure I'm being confused with rosy here.

[Bauglir]

Buying chili ingredients at the store. Picking up some habaneros, when my eyes slide slightly to the right. I immediately drop those habaneros like the pieces of relative garbage they are to the treasures I had just spotted. I'm also putting in an energy drink, so my prediction of the future:

"Mother Nature will be like "COOOOOL DOOOOOWWWWWN" and I'll be like "FUCK YOU, BITCH" and scald her in the face with my ENERGY STEW."

I'm saying the pain-induced hallucinations are gonna be pretty bitchin' basically.

[Mego]

Buying chili ingredients at the store. Picking up some habaneros, when my eyes slide slightly to the right. I immediately drop those habaneros like the pieces of relative garbage they are to the treasures I had just spotted. I'm also putting in an energy drink, so my prediction of the future:

"Mother Nature will be like "COOOOOL DOOOOOWWWWWN" and I'll be like "FUCK YOU, BITCH" and scald her in the face with my ENERGY STEW."

I'm saying the pain-induced hallucinations are gonna be pretty bitchin' basically.

This is relevant.

[Jerick]

Jerick cannot swim.
The first Jerick was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
In 1982 Time Magazine named Jerick its 'Man of the Year'.
The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Jerick.
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Jerick!
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Jerick.
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Jerick.
An average beaver can cut down Jerick every year.
More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Jerick.
During severe windstorms, Jerick may sway several feet to either side.

1) Well it's not true, I can wade damnit and I count that as swimming
2) I remeber that first Jerick well, shame what the beavers did to him...
3) Naturaly it's because I'm awsome
4) And that's why I love octopi
5) How dare they not mention me!
6) ....errr no comment
7) Ever wonder why I never post pictures of myself on the internet? This is why. In retrospect doing a photoshoot for Time Magazine was a bad idea
8 ) I stay away from beavers for a reason
9) I try to give them to new homes but for reason no one will take any of them
10) Not if a beaver finds me first

[Xantalos]

What is this and where can I find it?

[Haspen]

What is this and where can I find it?

[The Darkling Wolf]

    The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Kyratzes.
    Kyratzes will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
    Pacman was originally called Kyratzesman.
    While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Kyratzes!
    Red Kyratzes at night, shepherd's delight. Red Kyratzes at morning, shepherd's warning!
    In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Kyratzes!
    Kyratzes was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
    Kyratzes is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
    Kyratzes can taste with his feet.
    If you kiss Kyratzes for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!

1) I guess I look like Jerick
2) Yeah, I actually need to change my shirt after some Rammstein
3) I was asking for too much in royalties
4) Those 10% hurt like hell, I tell you.
5) If you know what I mean
6) It's not a bad substitute, really.
7) I was spending a gap year there.
8 ) Io was always mean to me.
9) My boots are not very nice, I should have took it into more consideration.
10) Ladies? Gentlemen?

Ninjedit: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl

[Vorthon]

I just remembered something: I managed to get a follower in Fallout 3. He's big, green, and got a Gatling Laser. Good times, good times. Although he can be a little overzealous. For example, screaming like a spaz and proceeding to reduce a radroach to crispy remains.

[Flying Dice]

He's also a pain to kill if you want to for whatever reason. I don't think even gamecrashing-strength explosions will kill him outright.