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[Loud Whispers]

Woo! Just had an idea for another essay!

"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - A New Blueprint for Pauline Christianity?"

I think I could go on for almost ten thousand words on this. Maybe. Who knows? It'll be good to write it, at least!

Linky if it ever gets done?

[Dsarker]

Woo! Just had an idea for another essay!

"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - A New Blueprint for Pauline Christianity?"

I think I could go on for almost ten thousand words on this. Maybe. Who knows? It'll be good to write it, at least!

Linky if it ever gets done?

If it ever gets done (or if it gets published, for that matter) I will give everyone that wants it on this forum one (1) free copy.

Expect no free copy whatsoever, or if there is, just a 600 word paragraph

[Dutchling]

This is the most awesome thing in the world.

[Yoink]

So yesterday morning, somehow, in my sleep, I managed to hit the 'play' button on my stereo. (I sleep on the floor.)
My headphones weren't plugged in for once, and so music gradually mingled with my dreams until eventually I woke up, before noon for once. Waking up to the Restoration's album was an excellent start to the day.
I forgot whatever I was dreaming about in the process, though, but oh well. Listened to the whole album before getting up.

[MaximumZero]

To quote the "Did you know?" group :

"Germans have a word "Backpfeifengesicht" for a face that badly needs a punch.

:O You guys teach me so many new words that I use all the time. This will become one of them.

[Siquo]

Frunk is now a thing. Frunk Fortress has been cracking me up all week already.

20:245 - All right now I feel frunk.  Let's get thisd aprty starteeeeeeed.

[Skyrunner]

I was trying to remember this word that mean "an ideal example", struggled for three minutes, then finally remembered it.

Paragon!

[Frumple]

Looks like ipad for laptop swap is indeed going to go through. I'm torn between feeling tingly and laughing like a madman. Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, ahahahaheheheheeee.

[Itnetlolor]

To quote the "Did you know?" group :

"Germans have a word "Backpfeifengesicht" for a face that badly needs a punch.

 

:O You guys teach me so many new words that I use all the time. This will become one of them.

I think that term just about describes most-all of Election Season here in the States.

[Vorthon]

I know this is from several pages back, but still, I couldn't help but run my username through that generator.

   1. Vorthon is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
   2. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Vorthon.
   3. Vorthonocracy is government by Vorthon.
   4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Vorthon.
   5. Banging your head against Vorthon uses 150 calories an hour!
   6. Some birds use Vorthon to orientate themselves during migration.
   7. Pacman was originally called Vorthonman.
   8. Baby swans are called Vorthon.
   9. The colour of Vorthon is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
   10. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Vorthon in your mouth.

   1. Well, I wouldn't exactly say fruit, but I'm definitely not 'manly'
   2. Somebody get me some aspirin
   3. Best. Governmental. System. EVAH.
   4. And yet I'm still FOREVER ALONE.
   5. ...
   6. Fuck yeah, I'm magnetic.
   7. Well, I can see a similarity in terms of appetite.
   8. Wait wat.
   9. Must... Resist... Urge... To... Make... Obscene... Joke...
   10. IfyouknowwhatImean. ...DAMMIT!

[kaijyuu]

We should test 9 and 10, Vorthon.

[Dutchling]

Link to that test?

[Akura]

I know this is from several pages back, but still, I couldn't help but run my username through that generator.

   1. Vorthon is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
   2. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Vorthon.
   3. Vorthonocracy is government by Vorthon.
   4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Vorthon.
   5. Banging your head against Vorthon uses 150 calories an hour!
   6. Some birds use Vorthon to orientate themselves during migration.
   7. Pacman was originally called Vorthonman.
   8. Baby swans are called Vorthon.
   9. The colour of Vorthon is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
   10. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Vorthon in your mouth.

   1. Well, I wouldn't exactly say fruit, but I'm definitely not 'manly'
   2. Somebody get me some aspirin
   3. Best. Governmental. System. EVAH.
   4. And yet I'm still FOREVER ALONE.
   5. ...
   6. Fuck yeah, I'm magnetic.
   7. Well, I can see a similarity in terms of appetite.
   8. Wait wat.
   9. Must... Resist... Urge... To... Make... Obscene... Joke...
   10. IfyouknowwhatImean. ...DAMMIT!

Why did I miss this?

1. Akura has 118 ridges around the edge!
2. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Akura!
3. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Akura would be as small as a pea.
4. When Akura is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
5. Peanuts and Akura are beans.
6. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Akura orbiting the Earth.
7. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Akura, and 400 times smaller.
8. The first domain name ever registered was Akura.com.
9. The condom - originally made from Akura - was invented in the early 1500s.
10. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Akura is the victim!

1. Edge of what?
2. Obligatory image #1. Considerably creepier obligatory image #2.
3. Might not match up with #7 below.
4. Damn straight. I want in your blood, and I want it fast!
5. One hell of a big bean, if #3 or #7 are true.
6. And the size of all 10,000 of me are ripping the world to pieces through gravitational shear.
7. But it looks like we're the same size!
8. I don't know if that's true.
9. 
10. Goddamn that [killer] in the [room], that [weapon] really fucking hurt!

NINJA: Linky.

[Darvi]

•     There are six towns named Darvi in the United States.
•     More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Darvi.
•     Darvi is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
•     Darvi can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
•     In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Darvi in your mouth.
•     If you blow out all the candles on Darvi with one breath, your wish will come true!
•     Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Darvi!
•     Neil Armstrong first stepped on Darvi with his left foot!
•     The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Darvi is blue!
•     New Zealand was the first place to allow Darvi to vote!

• Do want to visit them.
• Animals LOVE me.
• Oi, I'm larger than Metis! Get your facts straight!
• I- I think I'm going to have an identity crisis now.
• So SHUT UP before I PUNCH YOUR MOUTH.
• Nobody has ever accomplished that. Nobody ever will.
• MZ teach me your ways so I can save endangered species.
• And that fucking hurt. Good riddance!
• b100 b100d
• So it turned out that I'm also a New zealander and I haven't told you guys yet.

[Putnam]

The Eskimos have over fifty words for pumpkin.
Pumpkin was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
If you put a drop of liquor on pumpkin, it will go mad and sting itself to death.
Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with pumpkin.
Astronauts get taller when they are in pumpkin!
Pumpkinocracy is government by pumpkin.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as pumpkin!
Pumpkin can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
Worldwide, pumpkin is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
During World War II, Americans tried to train pumpkin to drop bombs.

99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as pumpkin!

Pff.