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[MetalSlimeHunt]

My roommate is sleeping when he should probably be in attendance-taking classes. After all the shit he's put me through I'm glad to see something bad happening to him.


...I'm kind of sadistic about this, aren't I?

[Loud Whispers]

...I'm kind of sadistic about this, aren't I?

What has he done to earn the wrath of apathy?

[kaijyuu]

It'd probably annoy him more to try and get him to go to class.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

...I'm kind of sadistic about this, aren't I?

What has he done to earn the wrath of apathy?

-Acts like College is an endless party.
-Is a chauvinist homophobic redneck.
-Lets piles of garbage rot on his side of the room.
-Recites gangster rap lines endlessly.
-Comes back drunk in the middle of the night and plays video games while I'm trying to sleep. (Which is why he's sleeping now.)
-Smoked weed, in the goddamn dorm room, after I and everyone else told him not to and before school even started. Attracted the police, who detained and searched me when I showed up back at the dorm room.
-Smells like a terrible mixture of shit and Axe body spray.
-Is bigoted against Jews, blacks, gays, and women (when not viewing them as sex objects).

He is the worst, most horrible person I have ever met. I hate him, and at this point I want to see that bastard suffer the consequences of his....everything. I don't think I've ever taken sadistic glee at watching another person ruin their life before, but I am now and I love it if only to get a sort of revenge.

[Loud Whispers]

Just be careful MSH, your ability to do nothing with a vengeance is a power with great responsibility. And great moustache.

[Hanslanda]

MSH... You know what to do.
*Hands MSH a big bag filled with little baggies of cocaine*
Put this in his car/backpack/pocket. Call the cops. Feel like a monster because felony for cocaine, then felonies for distributing.

But seriously let him destroy himself. Sounds like he's pretty much there already.

[kaijyuu]

I'd say go against the grain here and try to help him anyway, since I'm a love and peace hippie like that, but I'm not sure you can actually do anything to make him improve.

The dude might just need to crash and burn

[MetalSlimeHunt]

But seriously let him destroy himself. Sounds like he's pretty much there already.

Oh yes, that's always been the plan. He drinks so hard he busts blood vessels in his eyes, and the frat rush started yesterday. He's going to screw himself over, and I'm just going to watch.

[Hanslanda]

But seriously let him destroy himself. Sounds like he's pretty much there already.

Oh yes, that's always been the plan. He drinks so hard he busts blood vessels in his eyes, and the frat rush started yesterday. He's going to screw himself over, and I'm just going to watch.

This is a serious sign right there. That boy is a full blown alcoholic if he is drinking that much.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

That boy is a full blown alcoholic if he is drinking that much.

I could have told you that. He once spent about twelve hours chugging gin with the rugby team, or at least that's what he told me.

[Hanslanda]

Jeez. I once drank a gallon of Canadian Hunter and nine beers, nearly died of alcohol poisoning, but I still didn't break blood vessels in my eyes. (I'm only 145 lbs, btw.)

[Sirus]

MSH, you can watch the guy crash and burn, and it sounds like he might deserve it. Just be sure to call an ambulance when it happens

[Hanslanda]

Yeah, not calling an ambulance can be considered third degree murder or something, I think.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I sincerely doubt I'll be around whenever he finally fucks up. The guy is like a walking time bomb of trouble and I try to stay away from him. I don't understand how anyone likes him. Probably because they never see the place where he lives.

I don't want him to die or anything, I just fully expect him to get himself kicked out of college.

[MaximumZero]

MSH... You know what to do.
*Hands MSH a big bag filled with little baggies of cocaine*
Put this in his car/backpack/pocket. Call the cops. Feel like a monster because felony for cocaine, then felonies for distributing.

That Clapton song is terribad, but I don't think distributing chunks of a crushed up mixtape is a felony.