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[Mego]

I'm 18 and have a full beard. If I hadn't had to shave regularly in high school, I could've been sporting one at 16.

[Tellemurius]

The aftermath looks like this:

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Except the text should read, "I hit it WITH the fist of an angry god."

I don't believe in any gods! ;_;

Alright, on that note, it's sleep time, before I get in too much trouble. Good night, B12. Thank you Detroit! Good night!

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[Sirus]

I'm 18 and have a full beard. If I hadn't had to shave regularly in high school, I could've been sporting one at 16.

You'll be a sad penguin once you start looking for work and everyone wants you to be clean-shaven

[Mego]

I'm 18 and have a full beard. If I hadn't had to shave regularly in high school, I could've been sporting one at 16.

You'll be a sad penguin once you start looking for work and everyone wants you to be clean-shaven

That's why I have a super-trimmer and carbon fiber razor blades.

Also I'm a computer science major, emphasis in software engineering. Beards are the standard dress code for programmers.

[Sirus]

I'm 18 and have a full beard. If I hadn't had to shave regularly in high school, I could've been sporting one at 16.

You'll be a sad penguin once you start looking for work and everyone wants you to be clean-shaven

That's why I have a super-trimmer and carbon fiber razor blades.

Also I'm a computer science major, emphasis in software engineering. Beards are the standard dress code for programmers.

Clever girl...

[Tellemurius]

I'm 18 and have a full beard. If I hadn't had to shave regularly in high school, I could've been sporting one at 16.

You'll be a sad penguin once you start looking for work and everyone wants you to be clean-shaven

That's why I have a super-trimmer and carbon fiber razor blades.

Also I'm a computer science major, emphasis in software engineering. Beards are the standard dress code for programmers.

Clever girl...

wait i thought mego was a guy.............

[kaijyuu]

Clever girl...

Last I checked girls don't have beards.

EDIT: Ninja'd :|

[Sirus]

Good lord, you people have never seen Jurassic Park have you? 

[Azthor]

You can keep a beard even when applying for the more conservative professions, as long as you manage to maintain a "prim and proper" look. In practice, that translates to either a good deal of work or going to the barber every two weeks or so.

[kaijyuu]

Good lord, you people have never seen Jurassic Park have you? 

I got the reference but just wanted to mess with you

[Sirus]

Good lord, you people have never seen Jurassic Park have you? 

I got the reference but just wanted to mess with you

I refuse to use the same joke twice in a row, so I'll just say "yeah right " and move along...

[Mego]

Good lord, you people have never seen Jurassic Park have you? 

I got the reference but just wanted to mess with you

I refuse to use the same joke twice in a row, so I'll just say "yeah right " and move along...

[Xantalos]

You do know that that was the movie where Samuel L Jackson died and then came back better than before? Kind of like that Jeebus (Jesub? Jeesuz?) guy and Gandalf. So it's cool.

[Sirus]

@ Mego: That image is terrifying D:

@ Xantalos: I don't remember him coming back to life. You sure you're thinking of the right movie? O_o

[Xantalos]

In film career, I mean. After JP, he started acting in some badass roles. So yeah.