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[Itnetlolor]

I don't think I would ever qualify for donating anything, blood, organs, etc.. I mean, it's bad enough that even taking a checkup and getting sample of blood taken out of me is enough to make me pass out within a minute after extraction. It seemed easier to extract a blood sample from me when I was laying down, rather than sitting up; plus any impact post-passing out would be minimized. Speaking of passing out, at least I give an adequate heads-up on my progress of losing consciousness before I black out. Got me help once I dropped like a stone.

I find it strange that I can suffer some pretty bad crashes, scratch myself up pretty bad, and bleed a decent amount, and continue charging like a berserker; contrast to having the feeling of a giant mosquito extracting a few vials out of my body however, with minimal healing required, I'm out for a few minutes, and maybe require 30 minutes of rest before I can walk properly again.

EDIT:
That feeling of emptiness, and feeling the void balance out throughout your entire body... Ugh. Makes me feel sick remembering the sensation.

[penguinofhonor]

I don't think I'd ever actually pass out. Just look on in terror and maybe throw up afterwards. And cry, most likely.

[Flying Dice]

I'm pretty sure I can't; I seem to recall trying once and being turned down because my weight (in comparison to my height/age/whatever) is tiny and the minimum they could take would probably end up making me pass out.

[Putnam]

O- isn't really in short supply. It's just always wanted because it's the "universal donor" type.

Yeah, but it's never used except for AB and O- people because O- types can only receive O- blood.

[Loud Whispers]

So I'm on the youtubes doing youtubes things, when I look deeply into the comments section.

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[Descan]

I have no idea what I just read.

[Hanslanda]

I have no idea what I just read.

Obviously it was a quasi-metaphysical deconstruction of the psychic structure of the human psyche. Duh.

[Aklyon]

Why do you have enough of everythong that you can spill thongs, greatorder?

[Mego]

I'm O- and I give blood whenever the opportunity arises because of that fact.

For my happy of the day:
I was driving, and I saw a red-orange corvette pass someone way ahead of me, and I thought, "It is now my mission in life to go faster than that corvette." (I drive a 2002 Dodge Intrepid, for what its worth to anyone that knows cars)
I'm a pretty good driver, and also fast. So I overtake the Corvette at about 70 mph, and continue to accelerate. I hit 90 in pretty short order, and look in my rearview.
The 'Vette was right there, pacing me. So I thought, "Just because you have a nicer car doesn't mean you have the balls to keep up." So I wait til we're going down a hill, and gun it. 100 110 115. Fuck yeah, catch me now. He's way back in my rearview now.
I come up to my exit, which is a two lane thing that everyone has to get off on. The 'Vette ROARS by at twice my speed, and we pull up to the light at the same time. I see my foe for the first time. It's a fifty year old man and his wife, and they were FUCKING THRILLED that I had been driving that fast. We exchanged excited, congratulatory comments for a while, then the light changed and we went our seperate ways.
I'm sure someone will demonize me for driving that fast, but it was fun as all get out.

YOU STUPID YOUNG KID TRYING TO BE REBELLIOUS WHY CAN'T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE RULES LIKE SPEED LIMITS YOU COULD HAVE KILLED YOURSELF AND MANY OTHERS WERE YOU EVEN THINKING AT ALL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

More power to you. Nothing like speed to make you feel ALIVE.

Also, I thought of this when I read that.

[Zaerosz]

Not so much happy as amusing, but the meh thread that was intended to last at least 16 replies got shut down after 12.

[Aklyon]

As far as apathy goes, I'd say its a success when you put it that way. Wasn't me that locked it though.

[Hanslanda]

Americans
Holiday? It ain't no holiday when there's Hessians what need some killin'.

*Disclaimer: No offense intended to any Hessians reading this.*

[JoshuaFH]

Had a decent day today, went out and walked around by the Saginaw River. Found an icecream shop and got some sugarfree ice cream called Southern Apple Pie which was delicious. Found alot of interesting stores, went to a library and found a cool old timey book with oldschool theft mysteries and got a library card to check it out. This is like my first library card, no joke.

[MaximumZero]

Research has begun! Muahahaha!

[SomeStupidGuy]

That can't be good...