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[Aqizzar]

I punched a guy's drink out of his hand and nobody cared.

A really good friend of mine (the girl that friendzoned me a few pages back, which I'm now ok with) was at that concert. She mentioned something about her dad getting his drink knocked out of his hand by another guy.

Meanwhile, I was home, trying to play Minecraft with some friends, while the weather insisted that I had better things to do that didn't require electricity.

Yeah that storm was a bitch.  That did look like an old bald guy with a young woman who's drink I splattered (that's what he gets for walking behind people when horns are being thrown).  Did he say the punching guy was with an old dude in overalls with no shirt?

[John Galt Fanfiction]

Just registered not all of 20 minutes ago, so I guess I'm happy to do have done that? Might as well get the obligatory 'post in Happy thread' post out of the way while I'm at it.

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A really good friend of mine (the girl that friendzoned me a few pages back, which I'm now ok with)

Can I assume this person's already been yelled at for perpetuating the concept of a 'friend zone'? That would make me happy.

[Descan]

It's implied.

Also, your avatar scares me. >->

[John Galt Fanfiction]

It's implied.

Also, your avatar scares me. >->

You don't know the half of it.

[Skyrunner]

Friendzoning has an article on Wikipedia about it.

It must be legit.

[kaijyuu]

"Friendzoning" is indicative of an improper approach. If you want to date a girl, ask her out. Sheesh.

[Karnewarrior]

Friendszoning is more indicative of not having any romantic balls.

Personally, I have so few romantic balls it's more like a romantic vagina.

[Pnx]

I think Hank Green put it best when he said, "USE YOUR WORDS!"

EDIT: Oh, and today's happy, got to do more plumbing today... This stuff really isn't as hard as I thought it would be.

[freeformschooler]

In not entirely unrelated news, there's a movie called Cowboys and Aliens. It's exactly what it sounds like, except that it was apparently taken seriously enough to include Harrison Ford.

It was actually pretty good, believe it or not. I thought it was gonna be pretty stupid, but it really wasn't.

I think I'd amend this to say that it was one of those things with a lot of glaring, unresolved problems, but was actually surprisingly good if you didn't let those bother you. I enjoyed it and thought it was good too, but it's hard for me to say it was an objectively good movie.

I'll also say that it was good on its own merits, not so hilariously bad it was good, which is kind of an accomplishment in itself.

When I go to see an action movie I just shut the nerd part of my brain off. That makes every action movie ever palatable.

Speaking of which, I'm off to see The Expendables 2!

Worth it just to see Chuck Norris makes Chuck Norris jokes on-screen.

[Mego]

Friendszoning is more indicative of not having any romantic balls.

Personally, I have so few romantic balls it's more like a romantic vagina.

"Friendzoning" is indicative of an improper approach. If you want to date a girl, ask her out. Sheesh.

I did ask her out. It's more indicative of the fact that us dating won't work right now due to circumstances out of our control, coupled with her having some real jerks for boyfriends in the past, so she didn't want to get emotionally attached to me unless we found a way to make it work. We didn't, so friendzone ho!

Although now I'm not sure if this qualifies as the friendzone, because she told me she would still date me if the circumstances were better. I dunno.

[Descan]

"After five days of intense pain and agony... the cobra died."

All of my yes.

[John Galt Fanfiction]

The friendzone is an entirely fictional construct that people invent to excuse that the real reason that someone doesn't want to sex your dick (or appropriate sexual orifice) is that they just don't think of you like that, man, and not because you're probably a massive creep or have been unable or unwilling to make yourself appealing or approachable by another person.

Basically, it's people complaining that every member of the opposite sex (or whatever) should have a responsibility and obligation to sleep with them, because who wouldn't, amiright?

But anyways.

[Itnetlolor]

The "friendzone" is an offense even/especially if sex isn't even any of your main objectives, and you just want someone to be romantic with. At least, back in my young days, I was one of those good ol' kids raised to wait until marriage and such. Still got friendzoned like the plague.

Basically, a friendzone of that caliber is the equivalent of nerfing a nerf gun, and not a howitzer like most cases where it would be more appropriate to avoid doing someone they find unappealing to their absurd standards.

[John Galt Fanfiction]

You're still talking like the opposite sex is obligated to have a romantic interest in you because you have a romantic interest in them.

[Bauglir]

It's pretty okay if you're not actually angling for romance. Mutual friend zones are pretty much tops. And even if it is unfortunate, you're still in perfectly morally acceptable territory as long as you're treating it as a misfortune that they don't feel that way, rather than a fault in their character.

EDIT: In any case, this is the happy thread, so let's try to keep happy. Just as a reminder.