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[Hanslanda]

At least there weren't any ravens in your garden, LW.

[Loud Whispers]

At least there weren't any ravens in your garden, LW.

The ravens, crows and magpies around my area start killing each other around Autumn. It's rather peculiar.

Loud Whispers is the current champion of this thread for making a Little Shop of Horrors reference with weeds in his garden. As well as having some delicious-sounding stuff growing.

The best part is most of this stuff just grew from the wild
But to rephrase past-me:
"OH GOD AUDREY BABIES EVERYWHERE."
No matter how many times you shovel everything the wind picks up some seeds and carefully lands them next to your plants...
Still, the flowers are blooming, bees have returned to my garden for the first time in a year and near the plum tree the old floor boards have rotted slightly letting soft mosses and ivy grow everywhere.
(Looks awesome).
The only downside is the weeds that keep reappearing have to be removed by hand, but still...

WORTH IT

[miauw62]

You could easily remove the weeds.
!!MAGMA!!, BITCHEZ!

[Hanslanda]

At least there weren't any ravens in your garden, LW.

The ravens, crows and magpies around my area start killing each other around Autumn. It's rather peculiar.

Food shortages, I would guess.

[Dutchling]

I live on my own now!
I have internet!
I have apple pie flavoured yoghurt!
I got a free game!
Yay!

[Yoink]

Nicely done, Dutchling! *hi-fives*

[miauw62]

It must be great to have your own main-base for your babysnatching.

[Dutchling]

It sure is great. I'm still snatching the old fashioned way though, as I don't have the money to get a candy truck yet .

[Loud Whispers]

Dutchling = Goblin thief?

[Dutchling]

(Click the first link of my sig)

[Hanslanda]

Dutchling = Goblin thief?

You poor, ignorant man.

[Loud Whispers]

Dutchling = Goblin thief?

You poor, ignorant man.

You know, it takes a lot of effort to be ignorant :|

[Hanslanda]

Dutchling = Goblin thief?

You poor, ignorant man.

You know, it takes a lot of effort to be ignorant :|

Don't care, being ignorant.

 

This applies.

[Itnetlolor]

holy fuck this video is the most hilarious thing i've seen in weeks

british people and their crazy three wheeled cars

Spoiler: Robin Reliant jokes (click to show/hide)

How do you double a Reliant Robin's value?
A: Put a fiver of petrol in it and empty the ashtrays.

What do you call a Reliant Robin with no roof?
A: A skip

Why do Reliant Robins have heated back windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you have to get out and push.

What do you call a Reliant Robin at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

What do you call a Reliant Robin with two exhaust pipes?
A: A wheelbarrow

What about when they made an actual model space shuttle launch (rocket fuel and everything) using a Reliant Robin as the space shuttle? It would have worked if the main fuel tank was able to disconnect. I mean, they actually had NASA workers involved in that project. It actually looked like it had a chance to work.

Oh man!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There are no words to describe how awesome this is, so I'll settle for a smiley:

I haven't heard them in eons. That's pretty awesome.

[alway]

holy fuck this video is the most hilarious thing i've seen in weeks

british people and their crazy three wheeled cars

Spoiler: Robin Reliant jokes (click to show/hide)

How do you double a Reliant Robin's value?
A: Put a fiver of petrol in it and empty the ashtrays.

What do you call a Reliant Robin with no roof?
A: A skip

Why do Reliant Robins have heated back windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you have to get out and push.

What do you call a Reliant Robin at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

What do you call a Reliant Robin with two exhaust pipes?
A: A wheelbarrow

What about when they made an actual model space shuttle launch (rocket fuel and everything) using a Reliant Robin as the space shuttle? It would have worked if the main fuel tank was able to disconnect. I mean, they actually had NASA workers involved in that project. It actually looked like it had a chance to work.

At least it's pointy.

"You see a beard like that, and you know you're in safe hands."

"Well, you see, most planes glide in at about 1 foot down for every 20 feet forward.... The robin is the opposite."