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[Aklyon]

This is pretty darn neat.

[RedKing]

My granddad's second wife was ~30 years younger than him. He had kids older than her

My grandad's first wife was 40 years younger. Must be something about the early 20th century or something.

Older men = financial stability and a better chance to keep a roof over your head and food in your belly
Younger women = More boom for your buck in the bedroom

Pretty simple math.


Interestingly, North Carolina allows first-cousin marriages but not double-first-cousin marriages. (This occurs when you have a pair of siblings marry another pair of siblings. Their children are thus first cousins in two directions, and technically first cousins to themselves.)

I have actually a couple of instances of double first-cousins in my tree (none married each other), never knew it had a name until now.

This whole discussion reminds me of a parody song I once heard on the local comedy circuit:

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(to the tune of Tom Petty's "You're So Bad")

My sister's new husband
Was also her cousin
They found out when she gave birth

Cause when chromosomes linger
You get extra fingers
It's natural selection in reverse

So what
Caused these flaws
Was it a lack
Of in-laws

Oh, you're inbred
One eyebrow across your head
Cause when kinfolk wed
You're inbred

[Duke 2.0]

 I figured out that my steam client has gotten pretty unstable with all the poking I've done to it to make it faster, so I'm in the process of deleting everything except the main steam launcher and the steamapps folder. This should cause the program to repair itself to vanilla specifications.

[Heron TSG]

My granddad's second wife was ~30 years younger than him. He had kids older than her

My grandad's first wife was 40 years younger. Must be something about the early 20th century or something.

My grandfather married 8 times. His first was his own age, but by the time he married his 4th wife (in his mid-40's) she was 15 years his junior. His 8th wife (whom he married at the fresh young age of 74) was 37.

I actually have no idea how many aunts and uncles I have, and neither does my dad. 

[RedKing]

My granddad's second wife was ~30 years younger than him. He had kids older than her

My grandad's first wife was 40 years younger. Must be something about the early 20th century or something.

My grandfather married 8 times. His first was his own age, but by the time he married his 4th wife (in his mid-40's) she was 15 years his junior. His 8th wife (whom he married at the fresh young age of 74) was 37.

I actually have no idea how many aunts and uncles I have, and neither does my dad. 

And yet it's TEH GAYS who are a threat to the sanctity of marriage. 

[Yoink]

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Hooray for getting Garfield comics e-mailed to me daily!

[kaijyuu]

What black magic is this? That comic borders on clever. That Garfield comic. Not quite, but almost.

[Duke 2.0]

What black magic is this? That comic borders on clever. That Garfield comic. Not quite, but almost.

After a long night of hard drinking Jim Davis decides to make a strip, and be adventurous.

[DarkWolfXV]

Finally finished writing all instruments to a song(First song finally complete hooray, and its good!), now got to hope that drummer will be able to play this and dont want to put in his part instead.

[Tellemurius]

Finally finished writing all instruments to a song(First song finally complete hooray, and its good!), now got to hope that drummer will be able to play this and dont want to put in his part instead.

It feels like it needs more bass man, do you understand where im coming from with this?
Tell drummer to suck it up and follow tempo.

[DarkWolfXV]

No, he follows tempo and everything on time and stuff, but he sometimes is in deep belief that his drum part is better than mine.
In this specific song probably not tempo is problem but complex time (main riff 5/8 bar into two bars of 3/4). Rest is no sorcery though:)

[Frumple]

Finally finished writing all instruments to a song(First song finally complete hooray, and its good!), now got to hope that drummer will be able to play this and dont want to put in his part instead.

It feels like it needs more bass man, do you understand where im coming from with this?
Tell drummer to suck it up and follow tempo.

Bass nothing, bring on the brass. Needs more trumpet and sax. Drummer can blow th'french horn all the way 'till the song's climax.

[penguinofhonor]

Needs more cowbell. The depth of my musical knowledge is meme-based.

[SirAaronIII]

What black magic is this? That comic borders on clever. That Garfield comic. Not quite, but almost.

After a long night of hard drinking Jim Davis decides to make a strip, and be adventurous.

I never got the Garfield/Jim Davis hate. Anyone feel like explaining it to a naive fool?

[DarkWolfXV]

No trumpets and saxes in death metal. No.
As for cowbell i heard goregrind song that had really farm-like vibe to it, cant remember how i found it and how was it called.