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[Loud Whispers]

So apparently some Australian billionaire wants to make Jurassic Park. I don't see how it could make Australian wildlife any more deadly, so I think this is a good idea.

"Clever, poisonous Aussie girls..."

[Lagslayer]

notalwaysright.com

officially my favourite website that isn't a forum.

First TvT, then macro, then that other place of despair and stupidity... Now this.

G.o. you have a problem! D:

Quick! Press CTRL W before it's too late!

they were never my favourite sites, they just hooked me and reeled me in.

this one is absolutely gold, though.

I've got another one for you.

[Trapezohedron]

notalwaysright.com

officially my favourite website that isn't a forum.

First TvT, then macro, then that other place of despair and stupidity... Now this.

G.o. you have a problem! D:

Quick! Press CTRL W before it's too late!

they were never my favourite sites, they just hooked me and reeled me in.

this one is absolutely gold, though.

Thank you so much, I still haven't slept and I still have classes at 7:30am.

This one made me crack up.

[Urist Imiknorris]

This thread has been viewed over 1.35 million times.

[SirAaronIII]

I appear to be over my bout of stupid and hunger after a long rest.

[armeggedonCounselor]

So apparently some Australian billionaire wants to make Jurassic Park. I don't see how it could make Australian wildlife any more deadly, so I think this is a good idea.

"Clever, poisonous Aussie girls..."

Those are my favorite kind!

[ChairmanPoo]

I say it's a publicity stunt for something else.

[RedKing]

And then they'll bring back velociraptors using bits of kangaroo DNA to fill in the gaps.

Spoiler: We're so fucked. (click to show/hide)

[Korbac]

But then we get philosoraptor!

also, I managed (through effort of sheer will) to get y unfit body to do 50 sit ups in one go.

my stomach feels like a bugger and exhausted simultaneously, but hooray! I did more than I thought I could!

You will soon be UltraMan v2.0

[Loud Whispers]

Too easy

[penguinofhonor]

And then they'll bring back velociraptors using bits of kangaroo DNA to fill in the gaps.

Spoiler: We're so fucked. (click to show/hide)

Desth by raptoroo is a pretty good way to go.

[kaijyuu]

Wasn't the raptor's main hunting weapon that big claw on their foot? So kangaroo feet would make them much less dangerous.

[Frumple]

Not... not much. Somewhat less, maybe. Kangaroos have a bit of a kick to them, iirc.

... though I may be remembering ostriches/emus. Those, I know for fact can take your (soon to be) bloody head off.

[Yoink]

Nah, you are thinking of kangaroos... They have been known to kick people's stomachs open from time-to-time.

Also, NotAlwaysRight is pretty damn hilarious. That's a site I've been addicted to, before.

[kaijyuu]

According to wikipedia, they can disembowel dingos with their hind legs, so I redact my previous statement about them being less dangerous.


Let's just hope they don't get their paws on boxing gloves too, sheesh.