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[Dutchling]

Found a place to live next year.
It includes a sauna and a dog.

[Jervill]

Just ate an apple from my apple tree, small but delicious.

[FearfulJesuit]

My new ringtone: Asuka's mind-rape scream.

[lemon10]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Young, arrogant, tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

I watch as he pulls his credit card out of his wallet using his long fingers. I swear, his fingers have to be longer than his forearms.

This sounds amazing and I have to obtain it.

On their site they have the first few chapters.
It seems pretty amazing, my only complaint is that I would have to read 50 shades of gray to actually comprehend how amazing it is, and my willpower isn't powerful enough to read the book, even if it would make this book so much more amazing.
EDIT:Just finished the preview and it is amazing, so amazing.

[kaenneth]

I always shave against the grain, otherwise the hairs don't get cut.

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/product-reviews/B0070QMUFA/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&
showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

[penguinofhonor]

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/product-reviews/B0070QMUFA/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&
showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

You can't just drop a link like that with no comment.

[Aklyon]

The comment was completely unrelated and shaving-based.

[Loud Whispers]

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/product-reviews/B0070QMUFA/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&
showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

You can't just drop a link like that with no comment.

There are no words to...

[Heron TSG]

I always shave against the grain, otherwise the hairs don't get cut.

Same here. I only use cold water and a razor, no lather for me. (And no cuts yet!)

[kaijyuu]

Electric shaver, here. Yeah yeah, but it gets the job done.

[Sirus]

Electric shaver, here. Yeah yeah, but it gets the job done.

+1

[Ultimuh]

Electric shaver, here. Yeah yeah, but it gets the job done.

+1

I always use electric ones, since I am kinda scared of cutting myself.
And yes, I only use it to trim the edges on my beard.

[Sirus]

I'm currently unemployed and looking for work, so I have to be clean-shaven. Maybe once I get a job, I can begin growing a beard, but until then...

[freeformschooler]

If we're talking about here, I have discovered the tyranny of shaving cream. You see, within the past few weeks I have gained a legion of acne/pimples/other things even though I basically never have any of that. Now whenever I shave, no matter how careful I am, I end up covering some of my facial protrusions in shaving cream. Ouch.

[Karnewarrior]

Electric shaver, here. Yeah yeah, but it gets the job done.

+1

I always use electric ones, since I am kinda scared of cutting myself.
And yes, I only use it to trim the edges on my beard.

Are electric shavers shaving blades that have little tiny currents in them, like tazers?

BZZZT