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[Putnam]

Do as the australians do and bullshit as much as possible. In fact, an australian friend of mine has told me that bullshitting is the national sport of Australia.

[Descan]

If he calls you on it, say "I meant American CROPS! You know, corn?"

[Kadzar]

You must wear the biggest ten gallon hat and put on the most stereotypical Texan accent you can muster, even if you aren't from Texas.

Especially if you aren't from Texas.

[MaximumZero]

Also, grow a giant mustache, squint a lot and carry like, 50 guns.

[Aqizzar]

Alternatively to the manliness thing, you could trying wearing kahkis and a Hawaiian shirt everywhere and be amazed by how cheap and foreign everything is.

Bonus points if you combine it with the American Man method.

[MaximumZero]

That and randomly start shouting about liberty and bald eagles, FUCK YEAH!

[Loud Whispers]

*Whilst wearing sunglasses indoors and sporting an American flag bandana. On top of the hat.

[Pnx]

Make sure you try to pay for everything in dollars, then get angry when they either don't A) Accept dollars, or B) They don't offer you a conversion rate twice what it currently is.

[MaximumZero]

Wonder loudly why you needed a passport to get to part of the US, despite being in someplace like Bahrain or Germany.

Ask people, "Didn't we take this country over in World War 2?"

[Duke 2.0]

 I did consider having a stars and stripes bandana when in Switzerland, but out of respect for my brother I never wore it.

 Next time I'm over, however...

[Skyrunner]

OMG like DUH like like like

Those three words are what is stereotypical for American teenagers, I think

Fly the star-spangled banner everywhere, and wear it as clothes. Get angry if anyone soils your clothes and try to sue them for everything. EVERYTHING, I tell ya! xD

Call your lawyer whenever you have to make a decision.
Expect everyone to speak English. Get angry if they don't.

[Descan]

And on top of all that?

Wear a little Canadian flag. :3

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Yeah, you should totally be displaying both of the American flags

[Pnx]

Go to whatever the popular regional cuisine restaurant is where you are and no matter what it is they serve there ask for either hamburger, steak, pancakes, or a steak and pancakes hamburger.

[MaximumZero]

I wonder if I could do that with the Cherokee flag, and then get all pissed off when people ask if I'm an American.