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[miauw62]

Hearing rickroll on the radio when your parents are looking around in a huge clothing shop makes up for the fact that your parents are doing that.

[Loud Whispers]

Feels good to be back on solid ground. I swear, I've been seeing plankton everywhere they're not supposed to be.

To be honest, I'll miss hating the sea. Salt water has never seemed more revolting, and I'll miss it as much as I missed loving to hate horrible English weather. Which is to say, a lot.

My happy? Dolphins all the way down. Over 20 of them. That's something you don't forget... Ever.

[RedWarrior0]

I have begun John Dies at the End. It's... Interesting. And unabashedly from the Internet.

[Duke 2.0]

 Happy bastille day. I might head up to Baltimore to see the celebration they hold up there. It is a special day for me.

[SirAaronIII]

Okay, I'm alive. Also, KICKBAAAAAAAAALL!! YEEEEAAAA

[Aklyon]

I've got a bet running for over 6 years and I'm not gonna lose it now just for the sake of getting smashed.

Also it's hilarious when I stay sober but can't drive any other people around 'cause I don't have a driver's permit.

How much is the bet worth at this point?

[Pnx]

Got my hair cut today. My head feels weird without the extra weight. It's just the same old crappy crew cut that I hate and I've never felt looks good on me but at least I no longer look like a hobo, so maybe if I can locate my clippers and give myself a shave the rest of the world might be able to take me seriously.

[Sirus]

This made me have hope for humanity

Love that song

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I got this off of an episode of QI:

The chicken and the egg were laying in the bed, having an after-sex cigar, and the chicken said to the egg 'well, that sorted that question out'

You! Stop stealing Sandi Toksvig's jokes

[alway]

I got this off of an episode of QI:

The chicken and the egg were laying in the bed, having an after-sex cigar, and the chicken said to the egg 'well, that sorted that question out'

You! Stop stealing Sandi Toksvig's jokes

suit my avatar, though.

I have to agree here. If anything, it was Sandi Toksvig who was encroaching into greatorder's thematic territory.

[Duke 2.0]

 I appreciate people asking what I got when they find out my folks took me out for my 21st birthday and responding it's milk.

 Ahahaha, no not yet the time to find out my limits.

[Rose]

This made me have hope for humanity

How did I know it would be this song?

[Blargityblarg]

Band played a gig last night. There were three acoustic acts, two rock bands (including us) and ten screamo/metalcore bands. It was very amusing, and it's nice to be different without really having to do anything.

[Zaerosz]

Long debate about the morality of Pokemon, including the acceptability of eating them, the fact that it's basically idealized enslavement, and a theory in which God (Arceus) worships humans. Good times.

[Heron TSG]

This made me have hope for humanity

How did I know it would be this song?

Because that there Swahili song about Jeebus is the humanity song?

(It's a cool song, but the lyrics don't represent a better future for humanity to me.)