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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16267513 times)

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Realm has mastered the ability to steal the weapons of her combatants and use it against them. She also developed the talent to cause her foes to become foolish and she has learned to erase the memories of others. Realm is known for her staggering agility and she can create shadow out of thin air, but never in darkness. She fights with a devastating minigun that can force rivals into another plane of existence. Unfortunately, Realm has a weakness of being homeless.

I WILL SHOOT MY FOOLISH BRAIN WIPED ENEMIES TO OTHER DIMENSIONS. But then I need to go back to my box Q_Q
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We may not be as brave as Gryffindor, as willing to get our hands dirty as Hufflepuff, or as devious as Slytherin, but there is nothing, nothing more dangerous than a little too much knowledge and a conscience that is open to debate

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I WILL SHOOT MY FOOLISH BRAIN WIPED ENEMIES TO OTHER DIMENSIONS. But then I need to go back to my box Q_Q

Haha, amazing!
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Realm conquers rivals using a cataclysmic rocket launcher. Also, she has been known to cause her adversaries to become kind of an asshole and she is able to launch mental shockwaves from her axe in a field around herself. Realm developed the talent to take control of vampires, however never while thinking hard. Additionally, she can steal defenses of her combatants and use it against them. Shamefully, Realm endures the burden of being unable to see lions.

Interviewer-What's your superpower?
Me-A CATACLYSMIC ROCKET LAUNCHER. Also cause my enemies to become kind of an asshole. And I can't see lions, but that's okay, because fuck lions.
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We may not be as brave as Gryffindor, as willing to get our hands dirty as Hufflepuff, or as devious as Slytherin, but there is nothing, nothing more dangerous than a little too much knowledge and a conscience that is open to debate

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"Unfortunately, ToonyMan takes harm from exposure to air."

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MonkeyHead

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Lets jump on that bandwagon shall we...

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MonkeyHead is able to view distant locations with his mind. Also, he can sculpt and mold all air with a thought and he has the power to confuse the vision of a combatant. MonkeyHead possesses the power to cause his assailants to become tired and he has been known to steal any one power of his adversaries and use it against them. Sadly, MonkeyHead struggles with being afflicted with Tourette's syndrome.

Spoiler: Tourettes? (click to show/hide)

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I begin to suspect we may need a spinoff thread at this point.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Okay, I did the generator with my real name.
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Apparently turning into a tiny, blindingly shiny robot with a 'dangerous' minigun draws a lot of attention. ...No kidding?
« Last Edit: July 12, 2012, 11:52:46 am by Yoink »
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kaenneth has been known to change shape into a skeleton. Additionally, he has learned to force lions to run in fear and he is able to teleport into electronics. kaenneth has the ability to become almost weightless, however only while thinking hard. He likewise developed the talent to block vibrations and deflect them against multiple antagonists, but this power only lasts two days at a time. kaenneth boasts an astounding combat sense and he attacks using a lethal shield made from physical matter. He also has the power to transform cloth into fire, but doing so makes him night-blind for one hour. Terribly, kaenneth becomes diseased in the presence of silver.
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Okay, you guys seriously need to take this somewhere else now. This is getting seriously out of hand.
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Aklyon

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Okay, you guys seriously need to take this somewhere else now. This is getting seriously out of hand.
Yes it is. They're kinda boring to see now in here.
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lol. i shouldn't be such a cynic but i feel it's more likely the moth had brain damage, rather than empathy, as the cause of it not fleeing a human hand. moths don't have enough braincells for empathy.

It seemed healthy.  No visible damage, and it moved around a bit, not in the super-slow motion manner of a dying insect either.

I had amazing talent with animals when I was a kid.  I could gently coax just about any small, wild creature into my hand.  Sometimes I could just put my hand out as an offer and they would merrily hop on board.  I picked up bees by their wings without ever getting stung.

I've somewhat lost the touch as I got older, though I'm still better with animals than most people.  Pets that are normally shy around strangers often won't be with me, for example.  Petting the moth felt like a small return of that old gift.
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In the land of twilight

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-the gift-

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We are in the presence of Sal, the Moth King.
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kaijyuu

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I was thinking more Gandalf.

Salmon, use the moth to call a giant eagle to your aid next time.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.
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