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[EvilTwin]

NO, you can't have my lands

when I get nervous I tend to tax peasants suddenly

Oh and, don't hit on me you silly barons <3

This is the best thing ever.

I have to agree. Now I need to style up my own Steam profile a bit

[SirAaronIII]

I got sigged. Aw yeah.

Want it to happen again? Because I think I might sig the "Almost as Good as Porn" bit.
e: wait whoops Loud Whispers already got it, man you're supposed to SAY when you do that

[Loud Whispers]

I got sigged. Aw yeah.

Want it to happen again? Because I think I might sig the "Almost as Good as Porn" bit.
e: wait whoops Loud Whispers already got it, man you're supposed to SAY when you do that

Erm... Sigged?

[penguinofhonor]

I'm fine with multiple people sigging the same quote.

[freeformschooler]

When I see a youtube argument, I realize I'm reading youtube comments again and I stop.

Congratulations, you have ascended the wit ladder and won a place in my sig.

EDIT: Drat, I didn't realize everyone else was doing it. Now I feel like a sheep.

[penguinofhonor]

Penguin sigs good, other sigs bad. Penguin sigs good, other sigs bad. Just keep chanting that and you'll be a cool sheep.

[Leafsnail]

None shall interrupt the great circlejerk.

[penguinofhonor]

It's not a circlejerk if it's just me who's getting the ego boost.

Then it's like... an asteriskjerk? I'm not going to visualize this.

[freeformschooler]

Actually, you know those celebration mobs that allegedly carry off buff football quarterbacks after victory? Imagine one of those, but in the shape of a circle. You're the one being passed around on top of it perpetually.

[TherosPherae]

Actually, you know those celebration mobs that allegedly carry off buff football quarterbacks after victory? Imagine one of those, but in the shape of a circle. You're the one being passed around on top of it perpetually.

So it's the Large Penguin Collider?

(Disclaimer: It's a joke about the LHC. I am not insinuating in any way that any penguins on these forums are overweight in any way, sort, or form, and take no liability if they are offended by this.)

[SirAaronIII]

I got sigged. Aw yeah.

Want it to happen again? Because I think I might sig the "Almost as Good as Porn" bit.
e: wait whoops Loud Whispers already got it, man you're supposed to SAY when you do that

Erm... Sigged?

Okay, absolutely nothing happened in here.

I'm fine with multiple people sigging the same quote.

It's not as cool when someone else has it too.

[MaximumZero]

Finally done with my Walmart marathon. I'm looking forward to the monies that will be produced by my torture.

[Karnewarrior]

Mostly happy, a little sad:

HAPPY:
 A) My newborn religion is spreading like wildfire due to my incredibly focused system of Faith producing cities. Trasin Vor alone produces a good +13 faith from the wonders, desert, and shrine piling ontop of each other.
 B) my science, already one of the best in the world, is about to start to really fly off the handle as I connect my cities and my religion starts giving science bonuses as well as gold bonuses.
 C) China was attacked by an ally and I wasn't asked to join a fight halfway across the world! Serves the denouncing, fickle bitch right. #whatthefuckWuZetian #Chinesebitchesbecrazy #eatmissionariesmakemoney
 D) I beat the everloving fuck* out of Russia so hard she ended up giving me every ounce of money she had, even with the new balances to keep that from being a thing. She took my worker and killed a warrior, so I ended her army and began a march towards he cities... Oh, and I took a worker back.
 E) Ignore wenches, make currency. Do this by corpratizing God. Hurrah!
 F) I continue to be the largest country, with four cities. Everyone else seems frozen at two each, with the exception of Russia, who has three.

SAD:
 1) Russia attacked me for NO RAISIN with a huge army and took a worker that was just about to finish my first road. She somehow teleported it away from the frontlines in the same turn. Cheater!
 2) My capital glitched and won't build anything. I turned the game off and I hope it resets when I turn it back on.
 3) America decided it would be a wonderful idea to fuck with my city states. What with Russia's sneaky backstabbing from the north, I don't have time for retribution.
 4)I'm fairly certain my second-closest ally, Pacal of the Maya, is clinically insane. He attacked China without warning and has tried to get me to team up on several other nations. I fear my alliance with him may turn the world against me.
 5)Two more allies, Arabia and the Netherlands, march to war with each other. Luckily, they both have proven to be calm enough that they don't get me involved, but I still hope the can make peace.


*This being Catherine, you may be able to guess how literal this statement is.

The game is Civ V, Gods and Kings, if you're wondering.

[BackgroundGuy]

Mostly happy, a little sad:

CIV 5 G&K STUFF

HNNG.  I want to get G&K, but... :/.  It sounds awesome though, glad to hear that you're enjoying it.  Also, I'm pretty sure that Russia didn't steal your worker.  Computer players seem to be able to kill workers on the first turn they capture them.  So yeah, she had your workers slaughtered and buried in the woods. 

[Karnewarrior]

Mostly happy, a little sad:

CIV 5 G&K STUFF

HNNG.  I want to get G&K, but... :/.  It sounds awesome though, glad to hear that you're enjoying it.  Also, I'm pretty sure that Russia didn't steal your worker.  Computer players seem to be able to kill workers on the first turn they capture them.  So yeah, she had your workers slaughtered and buried in the woods.

Well now she's down one worker and I have no deficit. Cathrine did not make a smart move in attacking me right now.