Mostly happy, a little sad:
HAPPY:
A) My newborn religion is spreading like wildfire due to my incredibly focused system of Faith producing cities. Trasin Vor alone produces a good +13 faith from the wonders, desert, and shrine piling ontop of each other.
B) my science, already one of the best in the world, is about to start to really fly off the handle as I connect my cities and my religion starts giving science bonuses as well as gold bonuses.
C) China was attacked by an ally and I wasn't asked to join a fight halfway across the world! Serves the denouncing, fickle bitch right. #whatthefuckWuZetian #Chinesebitchesbecrazy #eatmissionariesmakemoney
D) I beat the everloving fuck* out of Russia so hard she ended up giving me every ounce of money she had, even with the new balances to keep that from being a thing. She took my worker and killed a warrior, so I ended her army and began a march towards he cities... Oh, and I took a worker back.
E) Ignore wenches, make currency. Do this by corpratizing God. Hurrah!
F) I continue to be the largest country, with four cities. Everyone else seems frozen at two each, with the exception of Russia, who has three.
SAD:
1) Russia attacked me for NO RAISIN with a huge army and took a worker that was just about to finish my first road. She somehow teleported it away from the frontlines in the same turn. Cheater!
2) My capital glitched and won't build anything. I turned the game off and I hope it resets when I turn it back on.
3) America decided it would be a wonderful idea to fuck with my city states. What with Russia's sneaky backstabbing from the north, I don't have time for retribution.
4)I'm fairly certain my second-closest ally, Pacal of the Maya, is clinically insane. He attacked China without warning and has tried to get me to team up on several other nations. I fear my alliance with him may turn the world against me.
5)Two more allies, Arabia and the Netherlands, march to war with each other. Luckily, they both have proven to be calm enough that they don't get me involved, but I still hope the can make peace.
*This being Catherine, you may be able to guess how literal this statement is.
The game is Civ V, Gods and Kings, if you're wondering.