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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Wolfy's cats can turn the faucets on themselves now. He'll just walk into a room and the water will be running.

[Lagslayer]

EDIT: the exact reason not to overuse internet memes.

That was awesome. Thank you for introducing me to it .

[Aqizzar]

Finally found a shampoo/conditioner combination that doesn't make my hair look like Buster Brown lost a fight with an electrical socket, and gets back towards the Denis Leary circa 2006 look I was going for with this haircut.  Feels good man.

Now to get my Dollar Shave Club blades and actually be smooth for once.  Gonna be date night soon.

[Lagslayer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs2m2DJybD4

[MaximumZero]

Finally found a shampoo/conditioner combination that doesn't make my hair look like Buster Brown lost a fight with an electrical socket, and gets back towards the Denis Leary circa 2006 look I was going for with this haircut.  Feels good man.

Now to get my Dollar Shave Club blades and actually be smooth for once.  Gonna be date night soon.

Good luck, bro. Not that you'll need it.

[Duke 2.0]

 As much as we like to delude ourselves with our facial hair, we get more handsome complements without it.

 Moreso from dudes, but that's the risk you gotta take.

[armeggedonCounselor]

As much as we like to delude ourselves with our facial hair, we get more handsome complements without it.

 Moreso from dudes, but that's the risk you gotta take.

Speak for yourself, I don't get compliments either way. I think it's because I tend to glower at people. I can't help it, that's just the way my face looks.

Also I look really really fake when I smile. It comes out more as a grimace. Or like I have gas or something.

[MaximumZero]

As much as we like to delude ourselves with our facial hair, we get more handsome complements without it.

 Moreso from dudes, but that's the risk you gotta take.

Speak for yourself, I don't get compliments either way. I think it's because I tend to glower at people. I can't help it, that's just the way my face looks.

Also I look really really fake when I smile. It comes out more as a grimace. Or like I have gas or something.

I'm not going to shave completely down until I lose some weight. That, combined with me growing my hair back out, should lead to me trolling people again via genderbender confusion.

[Scelly9]

As much as we like to delude ourselves with our facial hair, we get more handsome complements without it.

 Moreso from dudes, but that's the risk you gotta take.

Speak for yourself, I don't get compliments either way. I think it's because I tend to glower at people. I can't help it, that's just the way my face looks.

Also I look really really fake when I smile. It comes out more as a grimace. Or like I have gas or something.

I'm not going to shave completely down until I lose some weight. That, combined with me growing my hair back out, should lead to me trolling people again via genderbender confusion.

Love doing this. Damn hilarious.

[kaijyuu]

As much as we like to delude ourselves with our facial hair, we get more handsome complements without it.

 Moreso from dudes, but that's the risk you gotta take.

Speak for yourself, I don't get compliments either way. I think it's because I tend to glower at people. I can't help it, that's just the way my face looks.

Also I look really really fake when I smile. It comes out more as a grimace. Or like I have gas or something.

Have you considered the fact that you are, in fact, Quasimodo? Or perhaps Egor?

I'd look at your birth certificate one more time!

[MaximumZero]

As much as we like to delude ourselves with our facial hair, we get more handsome complements without it.

 Moreso from dudes, but that's the risk you gotta take.

Speak for yourself, I don't get compliments either way. I think it's because I tend to glower at people. I can't help it, that's just the way my face looks.

Also I look really really fake when I smile. It comes out more as a grimace. Or like I have gas or something.

I'm not going to shave completely down until I lose some weight. That, combined with me growing my hair back out, should lead to me trolling people again via genderbender confusion.

Love doing this. Damn hilarious.

Once I get back down to about 150 or so, I'll buy another pair of leather pants. ^_^

[Scelly9]

As much as we like to delude ourselves with our facial hair, we get more handsome complements without it.

 Moreso from dudes, but that's the risk you gotta take.

Speak for yourself, I don't get compliments either way. I think it's because I tend to glower at people. I can't help it, that's just the way my face looks.

Also I look really really fake when I smile. It comes out more as a grimace. Or like I have gas or something.

I'm not going to shave completely down until I lose some weight. That, combined with me growing my hair back out, should lead to me trolling people again via genderbender confusion.

Love doing this. Damn hilarious.

Once I get back down to about 150 or so, I'll buy another pair of leather pants. ^_^

0.o I only ever did it by accident. That is actually a great idea.

[Frumple]

As much as we like to delude ourselves with our facial hair, we get more handsome complements without it.

 Moreso from dudes, but that's the risk you gotta take.

Mine gets me confused with Mennonites and orthodox jews

S'like... no, no religious affiliation, I just don't like bothering to shave if I don't have an active reason to. Costs less, less effort. The walking sticks I've picked up off the ground over the years apparently doesn't help, for some reason. Guess natural walking sticks are a sign of traditionalist religious folks? I'unno. I like my walking sticks kinda' spiky.

The head hair still draws complements once in a blue moon, huzzah.

[MaximumZero]

As much as we like to delude ourselves with our facial hair, we get more handsome complements without it.

 Moreso from dudes, but that's the risk you gotta take.

Speak for yourself, I don't get compliments either way. I think it's because I tend to glower at people. I can't help it, that's just the way my face looks.

Also I look really really fake when I smile. It comes out more as a grimace. Or like I have gas or something.

I'm not going to shave completely down until I lose some weight. That, combined with me growing my hair back out, should lead to me trolling people again via genderbender confusion.

Love doing this. Damn hilarious.

Once I get back down to about 150 or so, I'll buy another pair of leather pants. ^_^

0.o I only ever did it by accident. That is actually a great idea.

I was a goth, so it wasn't too far of a stretch.

Makeup? Check. Long hair? Check. Narrow waist? Check. Tight pants and round ass? Check.

That must be a woman!

[Scelly9]

As much as we like to delude ourselves with our facial hair, we get more handsome complements without it.

 Moreso from dudes, but that's the risk you gotta take.

Speak for yourself, I don't get compliments either way. I think it's because I tend to glower at people. I can't help it, that's just the way my face looks.

Also I look really really fake when I smile. It comes out more as a grimace. Or like I have gas or something.

I'm not going to shave completely down until I lose some weight. That, combined with me growing my hair back out, should lead to me trolling people again via genderbender confusion.

Love doing this. Damn hilarious.

Once I get back down to about 150 or so, I'll buy another pair of leather pants. ^_^

0.o I only ever did it by accident. That is actually a great idea.

I was a goth, so it wasn't too far of a stretch.

Makeup? Check. Long hair? Check. Narrow waist? Check. Tight pants and round ass? Check.

That must be a woman!

Sounds hilarious, need pics.