Oh my god two amazing rounds of KAG. So the first round, I am alone on Trouble in Paradise, and the map gens a huge ruined castle. I spend all game fixing it up, and then go knight. By then, other people have joined the game. A stray wraith (flying explosive zombie) blows a hole in the wall, and a Z-Knight, the biggest zombie in the game and the strongest too, walks in. So I get the other knights to keep zombies off my back, and I duel the z-knight, who is twice my size, and win. By then, the castle is falling apart around us, so I book it to the roof. The other knights die or retreat to a large artificial, cliff, leaving me alone in the wrecked remains of the castle. I hold my ground as the roof falls apart around me, but eventually I am overwhelmed, and I fall back to the makeshift camp we've created. We hold out there for a while, but we are being pressed on both sides by hordes of undead foes. Every time a knight falls, the others still alive are hit harder and harder, and eventually overwhelmed. Nothing remains of the castle or makeshift camp.
The second game was slightly sillier but still awesome.
So it started sort of normally, a ruined tower being rebuilt. Then there is a long episode with an admin in a bad mood, until I convince him to leave. Then, I build a statue of him, and blow it up, claiming that the revolution begins now. So our whole team pitches in to build an enormous wooden base. Then, I start to raise the water level. People scramble to the top of the base, and begin building. As the water rises, we eventually build something resembling a ship. The water stops there and the ship sails the seas for a while, wood being scavenged from the base in dangerous underwater expeditions, and the ship is constantly maintained and repaired. At some point, the mood shifts. We are running out of wood, the wraiths are taking their toll more frequently, I don't know what factored into the change. But soon we are all panicked. The situation escalates until we are holding a fellow named Zaloski hostage in his mast-shaped house. I demanded that he give us all his gold, but he resisted. Spoolooni, an excellent shot, climbs up onto the stern. Someone brings a keg for some reason, and he shoots it for teh lulz. One explosion panics us all. Another man brings a keg and sets it at the base of Zaloski's house. Spool shoots that too, and the house comes tumbling down. In an effort to twist the situation around, I declare to everyone that the zombie pirate mafia has taken control of the ship.
"You all saw what happened to Zaloski! He didn't give us his gold, we blew up his house... while he was in it."
Secretly, I hatched a plan with another friend, Florence, to bring the ship down. We undermined all but one of the supports, and placed a keg at the last one. I advised everyone to jump ship, and lit it. The ship sank into the water, many waiting until the last second to jump, and some not jumping at all, but instead going down with the ship. I lowered the water level, and we were able to feel solid ground for the first time in days. I instituted a new world order; the mafia ruled, though for now we ruled in peace. Everyone could sense that the world was coming slowly to a close, but all the mistrust, paranoia, stupidity, and rampant explosions culminated in yet another tense situation. Once again Zaloski was cornered in his tower, because sheltering refugees from the mafia's law. This time, we had a cata aimed at the base of his house, and loaded with a keg. If spool dropped the cata, it would fire. But unbeknownst to all of us, Florence had a plan as well. He was undermining the tower we stood at with the cata, and when he finished it came crashing down. Spool was killed in the destruction, and the cata fired straight and true. The base of Zaloski's tower was destroyed completely, and the rest of the tower followed suit. Everyone died.
It was awesome :p
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