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[MaximumZero]

Oh my. You wouldn't happen to mean... Illegal drugs?!

Damn, those bodysuits don't leave much to the imagination.

you're whittling it down! only over 1 million more possibilities!

You'll make your joke title a reality.

The vats will fill with the efforts of this weekend.

>.< AUGH, THE MENTAL IMAGERY! WHYYYYYYYYYY!!?

Anyway, you've said no to alcohol/drugs, sex and video games. Those things are basically the only things fun enough to look forward to, so I give up.

What about pnp rpgs, LARPing, and conventions?

I'll concede PnP RPGs/gaming nights, but I'm not into LARP or cons.

[kaijyuu]

Seriously, you need to get your life in order greatorder. Your priorities are messed up if becoming an albino gamer who's constantly high and banging everything that moves isn't your life's aspiration.

[MaximumZero]

Just to clarify, the only drugs I use are alcohol, caffeine and prozac.

[Nadaka]

Just to clarify, the only drugs I use are alcohol, caffeine and prozac.

And adrenachrome.

[Descan]

My life's aspiration is to become a doctor and contribute to inventing some form of immortality for everyone. Preferably one that requires you to be sterile, just to... push that little issue under the rug. >_>

Also I will be stone-baked and sleeping with all the men everywhere while doing it. Because fuck being a "proper role model", if I become famous in ANY WAY I will give a giant middle finger to anyone who thinks they can tell me what I can or cannot do, just because a lot of people know about me and what I'm doing.

The first time someone does that, I will buy a giant billboard, and put a giant "FUCK YOU [NAME]" with a middle-finger on it, in the middle of a city. Somewhere.

... This got more ranty than I imagined it would. WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE, I'M DRUNK and that makes me happy.

I don't like being drunk though. Mhmmm. So I think I shall stop.

[Josephus]

My life's aspiration is to become a doctor and contribute to inventing some form of immortality for everyone. Preferably one that requires you to be sterile, just to... push that little issue under the rug. >_>

Also I will be stone-baked and sleeping with all the men everywhere while doing it. Because fuck being a "proper role model", if I become famous in ANY WAY I will give a giant middle finger to anyone who thinks they can tell me what I can or cannot do, just because a lot of people know about me and what I'm doing.

The first time someone does that, I will buy a giant billboard, and put a giant "FUCK YOU [NAME]" with a middle-finger on it, in the middle of a city. Somewhere.

... This got more ranty than I imagined it would. WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE, I'M DRUNK and that makes me happy.

I don't like being drunk though. Mhmmm. So I think I shall stop.

The world does need more rock star style doctors. Respectability is overrated.

[Pnx]

So hey, you guys like North Korea? Did you know that North Korea has been exporting its labour to Siberia in order to raise funds?
Did you know that VICE has done a documentary about it?

There's actually been North Koreans doing logging in Siberia since the 60's... It's really crazy that so few people actually know about this.

Half the VICE website is tacky magazine stuff, but wow do they cover some awesome stories in the other half.

[MaximumZero]

Just to clarify, the only drugs I use are alcohol, caffeine and prozac.

And adrenachrome.

Nah. My body produces enough adrenaline that I don't need to supplement. If I were going to supplement with an in-body product, it would be HGH.

[Kadzar]

Uh. Video games then?

and I always video game. nothing changing there.

you're whittling it down! only over 1 million more possibilities!

Fencing, fight club, some sort of international underground martial arts tournament, backyard wrestling, wrestling in a kiddy pool of jello, wrestling in a kiddy pool of something else, shooting guns at a target range or on some property out in the country, firing miniguns made before a certain time so that they're technically legal, using flamethrowers on a broken old car on someone's country property, using flamethrowers to set off thermite covering a broken old car on someone's country property, setting off fireworks, participating in a robot fighting league, participating in a ritual to rouse Great Cthulhu from his slumber in R'lyeh, participating in a statewide choir competition to raise enough money to save your school's music program...

[MaximumZero]

...The Fapmaster Supreme is going to do something exciting for school...

Maybe it's a trip to the local reservoir?

He's invented a chemical that makes people spontaneously masturbate, and he's going to introduce it to the city's water supply! Quick, hide all the Brita crap!

Disneyland will no longer be the "Happiest Place on Earth."

[Kadzar]

it has something to do with school, ok?

participating in a statewide choir competition to raise enough money to save your school's music program...

?

[GlyphGryph]

I hear someone found some mushrooms in their shower once.

Never did find out what happened to them.                 
                               

[Urist Imiknorris]

I remember that.

[MaximumZero]

...The Fapmaster Supreme is going to do something exciting for school...

Maybe it's a trip to the local reservoir?

He's invented a chemical that makes people spontaneously masturbate, and he's going to introduce it to the city's water supply! Quick, hide all the Brita crap!

Disneyland will no longer be the "Happiest Place on Earth."

I seriously hope none of my friends look at this site...

If they're really your friends, they'll offer to be your minions.

[Nadaka]

I hear someone found some mushrooms in their shower once.

Never did find out what happened to them.                 
                               

Was it the same guy who found a sexy mini fridge in his shower?