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[penguinofhonor]

Well Decan, I do not know why
You're angry now, please at least try
To understand that some like I
Enjoy rhyming, it's pretty... uh, nice
Fuck, I always end up having to use a half rhyme
I hate half rhymes

[Descan]

OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD

STOOOOOOOP

* Descan cries in a corner.

[Putnam]

You know, proper rhyming takes someone clever,
absolutely nothing like a dwarf with a lever.
All should know that excellent rhymes,
are best written to musical time.
If you can't rhyme within a rhythm,
then you're worth less than hematite smitham!

[penguinofhonor]

I keep trying to write a terrible poem for you, Descan, but then I realize I just wrote a crappy poem and I delete it every time.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

I'm sorry Descan, I must confess
Rhyming is the thing I cannot best.

Whether to annoy or please
I've say to you, "jeeze,
 Can I ever compete with the rest?"

[kaijyuu]

"Stop that rhyming and I mean it!"
"Would anyone like a peanut?"

[Putnam]

I'll stop rhyming when I'm attacked by a wolf!
Until then I guess you can...


DAMN IT.

[Frumple]

In before Janet,
smacks you lot off the planet.

Figured two lines weren't enough.
Therefore, I end with "Wigglytuff."

[Truean]

.

[Phantom of The Library]

Kaijyuu quotes Princess Bride
As Descan begins to hide
The madness has just begun
Your only choice is to run
There's no escape
These biznasty rhymes
Are coming through time
You can't avoid what's already here
As soon as you're gone it's very near
Sit back and accept
The Scheme
It's not to be kept
Just like meme
You take it and pass it along
To the rest of the throng
Who repeat it endlessly

Psychosis91 is my favorite. Every sunday he makes a different Space Jam mashup. It's the highlight of me week, basically.

I am almost tempted to create a tumblr now just to follow and like him.

It's time to slam and you know it. Get on the great court that is Tumblr.

Tumblr's blogs composed of images
My limited data's fraying at the fringes
Three people drawing makes for a limited amount
And before the end of every month up comes the count
That our data's at it's end
The unholy limit blockin' my access
To the glorious thing we call the internets

[Descan]

Why am I imagining Truean like this, 50-60 year old granny going "Now how do I work this new-fangled witchcraft shimajamig?"

Also, yes, my plan worked. You all started posting shitty rhymes to 'annoy' me, which I will now document here for all posterity! MWAH aha!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kaijyuu quotes Princess Bride
As Descan begins to hide
The madness has just begun
Your only choice is to run
There's no escape
These biznasty rhymes
Are coming through time
You can't avoid what's already here
As soon as you're gone it's very near
Sit back and accept
The Scheme
It's not to be kept
Just like meme
You take it and pass it along
To the rest of the throng
Who repeat it endlessly

Psychosis91 is my favorite. Every sunday he makes a different Space Jam mashup. It's the highlight of me week, basically.

I am almost tempted to create a tumblr now just to follow and like him.

It's time to slam and you know it. Get on the great court that is Tumblr.

Tumblr's blogs composed of images
My limited data's fraying at the fringes
Three people drawing makes for a limited amount
And before the end of every month up comes the count
That our data's at it's end
The unholy limit blockin' my access
To the glorious thing we call the internets

In before Janet,
smacks you lot off the planet.

Figured two lines weren't enough.
Therefore, I end with "Wigglytuff."

I'll stop rhyming when I'm attacked by a wolf!
Until then I guess you can...


DAMN IT.

"Stop that rhyming and I mean it!"
"Would anyone like a peanut?"

I'm sorry Descan, I must confess
Rhyming is the thing I cannot best.

Whether to annoy or please
I've say to you, "jeeze,
 Can I ever compete with the rest?"

I keep trying to write a terrible poem for you, Descan, but then I realize I just wrote a crappy poem and I delete it every time.

You know, proper rhyming takes someone clever,
absolutely nothing like a dwarf with a lever.
All should know that excellent rhymes,
are best written to musical time.
If you can't rhyme within a rhythm,
then you're worth less than hematite smitham!

Well Decan, I do not know why
You're angry now, please at least try
To understand that some like I
Enjoy rhyming, it's pretty... uh, nice
Fuck, I always end up having to use a half rhyme
I hate half rhymes

Come in last. Win a free game anyway! Thank you, Hemmingjay, for making my day!

Hoggledy Poggledy
Descan of Bay One Two
Tricked all the Others to
gather their rhymes

Gathering Poetry's
kleptomaniacal
Stealing our Words from us
Should be a crime!

We need to correct this hideous slight,
And keep our word choice very select
Our lyrics keep streamin' out all night
and sooner or later he'll have to accept
that grabbin' poetry just ain't right

Writing a haiku,
and trying to make it rhyme;
Can you do, in time?

Silly Descan your throne will never be completed
Lyrics can't construct a throne and mine can't be competed
You better give up with this silly quest for lyrical tonic
Soon you'll realize the goal of my game is to be ironic
You'll give up from this display of masterful rap
It'll come to you like an anime slap
Unreasonably strong and fast
Sending your mind spiraling out in the blast
That you've been played by the instrument
Who you thought was merely fulfilling your quotient
I'm sorry but that ain't happenin' dawg
You're gonna have to find some other sap in some other log
My skills to great to be manipulated
Your lust for lyrics will never be sated

[Putnam]

You have to admit that "hematite smitham" was pretty good

[Truean]

Why am I imagining Truean like this, 50-60 year old granny going "Now how do I work this new-fangled witchcraft shimajamig?"

Also, yes, my plan worked. You all start posting shitty rhymes, which I will now document here for all posterity! MWAH aha!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kaijyuu quotes Princess Bride
As Descan begins to hide
The madness has just begun
Your only choice is to run
There's no escape
These biznasty rhymes
Are coming through time
You can't avoid what's already here
As soon as you're gone it's very near
Sit back and accept
The Scheme
It's not to be kept
Just like meme
You take it and pass it along
To the rest of the throng
Who repeat it endlessly

Psychosis91 is my favorite. Every sunday he makes a different Space Jam mashup. It's the highlight of me week, basically.

I am almost tempted to create a tumblr now just to follow and like him.

It's time to slam and you know it. Get on the great court that is Tumblr.

Tumblr's blogs composed of images
My limited data's fraying at the fringes
Three people drawing makes for a limited amount
And before the end of every month up comes the count
That our data's at it's end
The unholy limit blockin' my access
To the glorious thing we call the internets

In before Janet,
smacks you lot off the planet.

Figured two lines weren't enough.
Therefore, I end with "Wigglytuff."

I'll stop rhyming when I'm attacked by a wolf!
Until then I guess you can...


DAMN IT.

"Stop that rhyming and I mean it!"
"Would anyone like a peanut?"

I'm sorry Descan, I must confess
Rhyming is the thing I cannot best.

Whether to annoy or please
I've say to you, "jeeze,
 Can I ever compete with the rest?"

I keep trying to write a terrible poem for you, Descan, but then I realize I just wrote a crappy poem and I delete it every time.

You know, proper rhyming takes someone clever,
absolutely nothing like a dwarf with a lever.
All should know that excellent rhymes,
are best written to musical time.
If you can't rhyme within a rhythm,
then you're worth less than hematite smitham!

Well Decan, I do not know why
You're angry now, please at least try
To understand that some like I
Enjoy rhyming, it's pretty... uh, nice
Fuck, I always end up having to use a half rhyme
I hate half rhymes

Come in last. Win a free game anyway! Thank you, Hemmingjay, for making my day!

O, I'm sure I'll be fine with it, I've figured out tons of hardware way more scary than this, but the learning curve is longer than 30 minutes.

[Itnetlolor]

http://www.macromeme.com/dog/awesome-inventions.html

I don't understand why I haven't seen in stores these awesome inventions.
Something within our law may say something about patent preventions.

[kaijyuu]

I want that hairbrush you have no idea