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[alway]

I fear that the all-cheater games will be the most entertaining, though.

This is true of every competitive thing ever.

Indeed.

[Rose]

I fear that the all-cheater games will be the most entertaining, though.

This is true of every competitive thing ever.

Indeed.

Can I enter a weight lifting competition if I'm driving a bulldozer?

[MaximumZero]

I fear that the all-cheater games will be the most entertaining, though.

This is true of every competitive thing ever.

Indeed.

Oh, if only that were real.

[alway]

I fear that the all-cheater games will be the most entertaining, though.

This is true of every competitive thing ever.

Indeed.

Can I enter a weight lifting competition if I'm driving a bulldozer?

Only if you augment it into your flesh, or so I would assume. And if not, you would just get beat by the next guy over with a much bigger lifting machine.

[kaijyuu]

That's why you hire the other guy to do it for you. Hell, why stop at 1 guy? Hire a dozen.

[Aqizzar]

Went to stay with my parents for a Friday night, so my mother doesn't go completely crazy.  Things that happened:

* Cut my hand wide open taking out the trash.
* Artichoke chicken pasta with banana pudding for desert.
* My cat hates me, and spent the whole time jumping into my lap to then go sit in my mother's lap.
* Reaffirmed my disgust with Steven Spielberg's directorial skills (oh my God, War Horse is hilariously trite).
* A clearly drug addled woman with no shoes came knocking on the door asking us to hide her from the cops.  We let her borrow a cell phone, which earned us a conversation with her husband, who was in the process of being arrested and asked us to hide her from the cops.  Then the cops showed up.

All in all, I came home for a Friday night expecting to be bored silly, and it's basically been oddity central since I walked in.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

So, did you hide her from the cops?

[Scelly9]

* A clearly drug addled woman with no shoes came knocking on the door asking us to hide her from the cops.  We let her borrow a cell phone, which earned us a conversation with her husband, who was in the process of being arrested and asked us to hide her from the cops.  Then the cops showed up.

Huh.

[Aqizzar]

So, did you hide her from the cops?

Y'know, I almost might have, but my mother went fucking ballistic at the sight of her, and spent the whole time shooing her off like a stray dog.  So I got to watch my mother screaming "I don't have any money!" in her pajamas waving her arms around with a cigarette and cell phone in hand, and the woman yelling "THANK YOU" over and over as she fell off the porch demanding a "You're welcome", as the cops are walking up the driveway shining flashlights at everyone.

Not to mention the sitcom-esque sight of my mother slapping my step-dad around to wake his ass up off the couch while all this is going on.

[Cthulhu]

Cheater Games might be fun to watch for a few minutes, but I doubt they'd be fun to play.  Once it's only cheaters, all the skript kiddies and casual cheaters will leave and all that'll be left is the hardcore 4channers who've fully immersed themselves in the internet's Mobius Irony Hyperfuck where everything is a joke and nothing is true.  So, it'll probably be a bunch of obese demihumans screaming the n-word at each other, knowing full well that no one in the room is capable of being offended by it, and thinking it's hilarious.

[armeggedonCounselor]

Cheater Games might be fun to watch for a few minutes, but I doubt they'd be fun to play.  Once it's only cheaters, all the skript kiddies and casual cheaters will leave and all that'll be left is the hardcore 4channers who've fully immersed themselves in the internet's Mobius Irony Hyperfuck where everything is a joke and nothing is true.  So, it'll probably be a bunch of obese demihumans screaming the n-word at each other, knowing full well that no one in the room is capable of being offended by it, and thinking it's hilarious.

I think we need to come up with new insults. The old ones just aren't really offensive to enough people anymore.

[Solifuge]

Might I propose "Leprous offspring of a flee-riddled Chupacabra"?

[Sirus]

I'm partial to "n'wah".

[Descan]

Might I suggest, 4channer?

[Remalle]

Got a haircut and a glasses repair today.  Mere hours later, a cute girl starts chatting with me.  I can't help but feel the two events are related.