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[Reudh]

I half-jokingly looked behind me.

No Janet.

Unless she's morphed into my toaster.

[Furtuka]

She's a transformer!

[Frumple]

Long Pork, transform and pig out?

Janet, your transformers name is now Long Pork. Your form is toaster.

Congratulations.

[Reudh]

So far we've established:

• Max is tiny. Hilariously tiny.
• Janet is tall. Very tall.
• Janet owns a five-foot-tall oven, perfect for cooking dwarves or Max.
• Janet is a terminator of some variety, with a penchant for consuming human flesh.
• Janet is a transformer too.
• Reudh is strange.

[Furtuka]

The oven is also a transformer. It's her partner in crime or something

[Skyrunner]

Didn't you forget

• Reudh is an hors d'ourve of main dish proportions.

[MaximumZero]

So far we've established:

• Max is tiny very short and very broad. Hilariously tiny short and broad.
• Janet is tall. Very tall.
• Janet owns a five-foot-tall oven, perfect for cooking dwarves or like Max.
• Janet is a terminator of some variety, with a penchant for consuming human flesh.
• Janet is a transformer too.
• Reudh is strange a man eating, giant Australian spider who wants to eat us all.

FTFY.

[penguinofhonor]

I'm like 6'1" and probably down to 140 or 145 now? I was just over 150 when I started exercising.

[alway]

No, Janet does not turn into a toaster. She turns into one of these, but people-sized.

[Ehndras]

I get to see the only other living descendant of the Struck family (tied to me, I mean. Its a German last name but we're more recently Dutch) this weekend, my cousin James. My entire family died off in the last 10 years, freak accidents and disease abound. I finally get to reclaim my father's ashes, my grandmother's letters to my long-lost sister, and my father's military gear from Vietnam. Most importantly, I can actually find out who my father really was, since he died when I was 7-8. I knew him as the sweetest guy in the neighborhood, a geeky bald guy who liked his budweister and a good Tom Clancy novel. I didn't know and still don't know much about his seriously f'd up past regarding his ex-wife, his military career, and his younger days. Since my last older relative died 3 months ago, my 30-year old cousin is the only person left who knows anything at all about our family.

I'm just relieved that I finally get to put my demons to rest and fulfill the quest I promised myself I'd accomplish when my father died; re-discover my sister and uncover my father's history, therefore my own roots.

I'm very anxious, if not nervous... I'm afraid of meeting my sister turning out to be a terrible idea... Or, considering my father suffered from horrendous PTSD issues, that my Dad had one hell of a f'd up story.

Oh well. I need to know the truth so that I can finally put my childhood to rest... And so, the truth will be known this weekend.

Dear gawds I'm nervous.

[Ehndras]

I'm like 6'1" and probably down to 140 or 145 now? I was just over 150 when I started exercising.

You are terribly, terribly underweight. You'd be classified as anorexic, actually. Hell, I'm underweight at 160 and I'm 5'10".

[Reudh]

Don't be anxious! Put yourself out there and SOCIALISE, you!


Anyway, the recent work i have been doing in amongst studying has helped my clicky shoulders a lot, plus my arms are now muscly to boot.

[GlyphGryph]

Anorexic has a specific meaning, and being thin isn't enough. You can actually be fat and anorexic. Of course, that's assuming you mean anorexia nervosa.

If you mean true anorexia, that depends on a number of other factors, including his metabolism and body type. But even that definition relies on something other than weight as the defining factor.

[Aklyon]

As far as I can tell, the classification for 'too thin' is , well, 'too thin'. Anorexic is another thing entirely.

[penguinofhonor]

I wouldn't be called anorexic because I don't starve myself, or undereat at all really.

And I haven't had any health problems or anything from being underweight, so I see no problems.