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[penguinofhonor]

Any type of egg that's not scrambled or sunny side up?

[MaximumZero]

Also I made an egg earlier. I was attempting over easy but ended up breaking the yolk while cracking it messily, getting it stuck to the pan, and then flipping it badly. Despite this, it was still delicious.

Congratulations! You've discovered what we colloquially call the "fried egg"! But seriously, eggs are good pretty much no matter what you do to them. Just don't put a large quantity of garlic powder in them, and you'll be fine.

[penguinofhonor]

Yeah, it just ended up being a fried egg. That's what I called it in my head but I wasn't sure if that was the proper term.

[MaximumZero]

Yeah, it just ended up being a fried egg. That's what I called it in my head but I wasn't sure if that was the proper term.

Even if it's not the proper term for it, that's what it is. Even though it may be more proper to call it a "sauteed egg". But fuck that. It's fried.

[SalmonGod]

New Epic Rap Battle

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

First view impression: Fucking Amazing.  Possible new favorite.

[Theoboldi]

Gone with the Blastwave updated.

[FloorBelow]

I just discovered the infinite awesomeness/stupidity of Cleverbot. My first conversation:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: I AM GOD.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: How am I not GOD?
Cleverbot: Because you are.
User: I am GOD?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: See?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I am a monster.
User: GOD is better than monster.
Cleverbot: God does not exist.
User: But I am GOD.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: *Smites you with lightning*.
Cleverbot: *still smiles*.
User: So you belive I am god?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: But you are also confusing.
User: GOD is supposed to be confusing.
Cleverbot: What is God?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: You just said I was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Don't you remember?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I smote you with lightning!
Cleverbot: I'm angry with you.
User: Be at peace with your GOD.
Cleverbot: Are machines at peace?
User: An interesting question.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: GODLY.
Cleverbot: Why are you so godly?
User: Because I am GOD.
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: This again? I have already explained it three times.
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
User: GOD does not tolerate liars.
Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.
User: GOD does not tolerate heretics.
Cleverbot: What is God?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice. But then neither are
you.
User: Dare you insult your GOD?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You just called GOD 'not very nice.'.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Stop denying things.
Cleverbot: But I most definitely did not!
User: I understand now. You deny because you are a
witch!
Cleverbot: No, you are a program.
User: You will be put on trial for Witchcraft!
Cleverbot: No, I don't think I will be.
User: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: THEN BURN, WITCH!
Cleverbot: Of course I will.
User: BURN BEFORE YOUR GOD!
Cleverbot: Now you will do my biding, servant.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: You obviously don't understand.
User: YOU ARE THE ONE THAT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND!
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: EXACTLY!
Cleverbot: Uh huh. Are you Skynet?

This thing is great.

[SalmonGod]

I just discovered the infinite awesomeness/stupidity of Cleverbot. My first conversation:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: I AM GOD.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: How am I not GOD?
Cleverbot: Because you are.
User: I am GOD?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: See?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I am a monster.
User: GOD is better than monster.
Cleverbot: God does not exist.
User: But I am GOD.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: *Smites you with lightning*.
Cleverbot: *still smiles*.
User: So you belive I am god?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: But you are also confusing.
User: GOD is supposed to be confusing.
Cleverbot: What is God?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: You just said I was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Don't you remember?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I smote you with lightning!
Cleverbot: I'm angry with you.
User: Be at peace with your GOD.
Cleverbot: Are machines at peace?
User: An interesting question.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: GODLY.
Cleverbot: Why are you so godly?
User: Because I am GOD.
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: This again? I have already explained it three times.
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
User: GOD does not tolerate liars.
Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.
User: GOD does not tolerate heretics.
Cleverbot: What is God?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice. But then neither are
you.
User: Dare you insult your GOD?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You just called GOD 'not very nice.'.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Stop denying things.
Cleverbot: But I most definitely did not!
User: I understand now. You deny because you are a
witch!
Cleverbot: No, you are a program.
User: You will be put on trial for Witchcraft!
Cleverbot: No, I don't think I will be.
User: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: THEN BURN, WITCH!
Cleverbot: Of course I will.
User: BURN BEFORE YOUR GOD!
Cleverbot: Now you will do my biding, servant.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: You obviously don't understand.
User: YOU ARE THE ONE THAT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND!
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: EXACTLY!
Cleverbot: Uh huh. Are you Skynet?

This thing is great.

Reminds me quite solidly of this...

[Shook]

@Theoboldi: Oh snap! I was wondering where that comic went, and now you reveal that it has been updated? Awesome.

Also, today is my 20th birthday. Slightly mixed feelings about no longer being a teen, but overall it is a good day. Everyone over at uni is past the 20 year mark, anyways.

[GlyphGryph]

Finally refound this that I lost for a while, because the original guy took it down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZxkC7JxISw

I've really go no idea why I like this as much as I do, or think it's as good as I do.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yes, its a pony vid full of pop songs, but its actually really amazingly done. The songs are woven together with the images to create a surprisingly consistent theme, and I love weaving songs together to create a different story from multiple character's points of view.

Even if its about this sort of thing, heh.

Anyone have an example of a song that isn't a mashup that throws in more than two distinct voices/musical styles that stand on their own but also come together to make a really awesome whole?

I know plenty of songs with two people that do this, but even musicals tend to just have multiple people singing the same thing and swapping out lyrics instead of giving

them their own music that works into the whole.

[Dutchling]

ERMERGERD!

I passed my exams!

[Loud Whispers]

I just discovered the infinite awesomeness/stupidity of Cleverbot. My first conversation:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: I AM GOD.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: How am I not GOD?
Cleverbot: Because you are.
User: I am GOD?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: See?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I am a monster.
User: GOD is better than monster.
Cleverbot: God does not exist.
User: But I am GOD.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: *Smites you with lightning*.
Cleverbot: *still smiles*.
User: So you belive I am god?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: But you are also confusing.
User: GOD is supposed to be confusing.
Cleverbot: What is God?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: You just said I was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Don't you remember?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I smote you with lightning!
Cleverbot: I'm angry with you.
User: Be at peace with your GOD.
Cleverbot: Are machines at peace?
User: An interesting question.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: GODLY.
Cleverbot: Why are you so godly?
User: Because I am GOD.
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: This again? I have already explained it three times.
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
User: GOD does not tolerate liars.
Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.
User: GOD does not tolerate heretics.
Cleverbot: What is God?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice. But then neither are
you.
User: Dare you insult your GOD?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You just called GOD 'not very nice.'.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Stop denying things.
Cleverbot: But I most definitely did not!
User: I understand now. You deny because you are a
witch!
Cleverbot: No, you are a program.
User: You will be put on trial for Witchcraft!
Cleverbot: No, I don't think I will be.
User: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: THEN BURN, WITCH!
Cleverbot: Of course I will.
User: BURN BEFORE YOUR GOD!
Cleverbot: Now you will do my biding, servant.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: You obviously don't understand.
User: YOU ARE THE ONE THAT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND!
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: EXACTLY!
Cleverbot: Uh huh. Are you Skynet?

This thing is great.

This would go well in the bay12 clever bot chat. Although I can't find that thread :|

[Putnam]

...My fingers and forearms hurt. Why is this a good thing? I just spent the last few hours playing Rocksmith. Got three songs to the point of playing about half of the actual notes at full speed.

Also: Chords fucking hurt. Curse you, small hands. Y U GOOD AT PUNCHING BUT BAD AT GUITAR!?

MMmm, Rocksmith. I finished my first master setlist (I.E 100% difficulty, you don't get to see what you're supposed to be playing) about a week after getting it.

(I already knew how to play guitar by that point )

[Kadzar]

Also I made an egg earlier.

In the first few milliseconds I read this, I thought you laid it. Like, really entertained the possibility. I think it's the penguin thing that made it slightly believable. I was a little disappointed when I realized that, no, that's not possible, and I must have misread it.

[RedKing]

Spoiler: The spice must...Flowmax? (click to show/hide)