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[MaximumZero]

I once got kicked out of a strip club (that used to happen a lot, but never for really bad reasons,) for interrupting the dancers. How did I do such a thing? I got to talking with one about being a nerd, produced a d20 from my pocket (I have no idea why, but I used to carry dice everywhere,) and she laughed hard enough that the whole damn club stopped for a second. What happened after the next time she was on stage? She went out to her car, got some books, and dragged me into the back room. I was press ganged into DMing a game for four strippers a paladin, a fighter, a bard and a cleric.

[Tellemurius]

I once got kicked out of a strip club (that used to happen a lot, but never for really bad reasons,) for interrupting the dancers. How did I do such a thing? I got to talking with one about being a nerd, produced a d20 from my pocket (I have no idea why, but I used to carry dice everywhere,) and she laughed hard enough that the whole damn club stopped for a second. What happened after the next time she was on stage? She went out to her car, got some books, and dragged me into the back room. I was press ganged into DMing a game for four strippers a paladin, a fighter, a bard and a cleric.

Zero i don't know what is going on but you got two thumbs up.

[MaximumZero]

I once got kicked out of a strip club (that used to happen a lot, but never for really bad reasons,) for interrupting the dancers. How did I do such a thing? I got to talking with one about being a nerd, produced a d20 from my pocket (I have no idea why, but I used to carry dice everywhere,) and she laughed hard enough that the whole damn club stopped for a second. What happened after the next time she was on stage? She went out to her car, got some books, and dragged me into the back room. I was press ganged into DMing a game for four strippers a paladin, a fighter, a bard and a cleric.

Zero i don't know what is going on but you got two thumbs up.

That was exactly my reaction.

[Flying Dice]

I once got kicked out of a strip club (that used to happen a lot, but never for really bad reasons,) for interrupting the dancers. How did I do such a thing? I got to talking with one about being a nerd, produced a d20 from my pocket (I have no idea why, but I used to carry dice everywhere,) and she laughed hard enough that the whole damn club stopped for a second. What happened after the next time she was on stage? She went out to her car, got some books, and dragged me into the back room. I was press ganged into DMing a game for four strippers a paladin, a fighter, a bard and a cleric.

Zero i don't know what is going on but you got two thumbs up.

That was exactly my reaction.

That is possibly the best story in the world.

[Aqizzar]

She went out to her car, got some books, and dragged me into the back room. I was press ganged into DMing a game for four strippers a paladin, a fighter, a bard and a cleric.

I'm clearly in the wrong state.  I'm packing my bags and heading north, I hear they have nerdy skanks there.

In other news, it'll never come up again, so check out this story of a strip club owner in DFW who flipped his fucking lid and almost went Rambo on the town government.

[Itnetlolor]

I once got kicked out of a strip club (that used to happen a lot, but never for really bad reasons,) for interrupting the dancers. How did I do such a thing? I got to talking with one about being a nerd, produced a d20 from my pocket (I have no idea why, but I used to carry dice everywhere,) and she laughed hard enough that the whole damn club stopped for a second. What happened after the next time she was on stage? She went out to her car, got some books, and dragged me into the back room. I was press ganged into DMing a game for four strippers a paladin, a fighter, a bard and a cleric.

Zero i don't know what is going on but you got two thumbs up.

That was exactly my reaction.

How do such creatures of myth exist? You're a legend for finding some.

[MaximumZero]

She went out to her car, got some books, and dragged me into the back room. I was press ganged into DMing a game for four strippers a paladin, a fighter, a bard and a cleric.

I'm clearly in the wrong state.  I'm packing my bags and heading north, I hear they have nerdy skanks there.

They weren't skanks, they were exhibitionists. Big difference.

I once got kicked out of a strip club (that used to happen a lot, but never for really bad reasons,) for interrupting the dancers. How did I do such a thing? I got to talking with one about being a nerd, produced a d20 from my pocket (I have no idea why, but I used to carry dice everywhere,) and she laughed hard enough that the whole damn club stopped for a second. What happened after the next time she was on stage? She went out to her car, got some books, and dragged me into the back room. I was press ganged into DMing a game for four strippers a paladin, a fighter, a bard and a cleric.

Zero i don't know what is going on but you got two thumbs up.

That was exactly my reaction.

How do such creatures of myth exist? You're a legend for finding some.

Honestly, I expected everyone to jump on me with "That's bullshit!" I wouldn't have believed it if I weren't there.

[JoshuaFH]

I once got kicked out of a strip club (that used to happen a lot, but never for really bad reasons,) for interrupting the dancers. How did I do such a thing? I got to talking with one about being a nerd, produced a d20 from my pocket (I have no idea why, but I used to carry dice everywhere,) and she laughed hard enough that the whole damn club stopped for a second. What happened after the next time she was on stage? She went out to her car, got some books, and dragged me into the back room. I was press ganged into DMing a game for four strippers a paladin, a fighter, a bard and a cleric.

Zero i don't know what is going on but you got two thumbs up.

That was exactly my reaction.

That is possibly the best story in the world.

That really is just too interesting to be a thing, but I'll believe it just because that makes the entire world a little better place.

[Flying Dice]

That club is something special to me. It was my first club. I started there at age 21

I- Wha-...

I'm not sure how I want to interpret that statement.

[MaximumZero]

Maybe he was a bouncer? Maybe he was a DJ? Maybe a bartender? Maybe he's dead sexy?

[Pnx]

So I think I'm going to try to learn the "Modern Major General" song by heart now.

[penguinofhonor]

Yeah, I wouldn't go to a strip club. Regular clubs, on the other hand...

[Sirus]

Eh, I'm not a clubber. They seem to be places to drink, dance, and hook up, and I'm not interested/terrible at all three.

It's not like I could afford to go anyway <_<;

[penguinofhonor]

got my grades

fuck yeah, best semester in a long time

[NobodyPro]

Just found a new game to watch.

Watch this from 3:26 onwards
Loving the player physics.