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[Aklyon]

No, but I'd have preferred that announcer guy to shut up and just let the stuntmen show off their awesome product of awesome.

[Sirus]

So yeah, lightsabers are a thing that exist now.

I don't see a lightsaber. It's a glass tube with fancy lighting effects, as far as I can tell. My friend has had one for years, and it even makes the sounds :|

[Aklyon]

A glass tube with fancy lighting, and a laser attached to it.

[Sirus]

A glass tube with fancy lighting, and a laser attached to it.

And the point of the laser is...what? To make it more expensive?

[lordcooper]

So yeah, lightsabers are a thing that exist now.

I don't see a lightsaber. It's a glass tube with fancy lighting effects, as far as I can tell. My friend has had one for years, and it even makes the sounds :|

It will blind you if you look directly at it.  It sets fire to things.

[Flying Dice]

They've been around for a while, and they're basically expensive show pieces. I do like how the video says that they will cause serious damage to people, pets, and property. Doesn't matter if you stick that fucker in the attic, it'll grow legs and murder your family while they sleep.

[Sirus]

So yeah, lightsabers are a thing that exist now.

I don't see a lightsaber. It's a glass tube with fancy lighting effects, as far as I can tell. My friend has had one for years, and it even makes the sounds :|

It will blind you if you look directly at it.  It sets fire to things.

If it does all that with the tube attached, why attach the tube? It doesn't make things any safer, and it's probably too fragile to actually do anything with.

I dunno. It's like the makers took a nasty laser, stuck a piece of glass on the end, and called it something it wasn't. Coulda called it a "blaster" and it would have made more sense, but lightsabers can't blind people merely by pointing at them.

[Leafsnail]

I guess it has to still be a glass tube because making a laser that suddenly stops in midair is kindof fundamentally impossible (unless me make a weird new type of laser).  Not that a lightsaber with ridiculous range wouldn't be cool.

[penguinofhonor]

Now that I'm no longer using dorm internet, I can pirate things!

[Aklyon]

Now that I'm no longer using dorm internet, I can pirate things!

Is there a specific reason you couldn't own a boat, sword, pistol, eyepatch, and parrot before in your dorm?

[Criptfeind]

It's raining hard and my dog needs to go bathroom.

He refuses to go out in the rain. It's hilarious. And he is acting like we can fix it.

It's so sad and funny.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Umbrella? Maybe if there's a spot where it isn't raining...

[Criptfeind]

Big dog. He won't fit under a umbrella even if he understood what it was for. It's not really a big issue. He can get a little wet if he really needs to go. It's just funny to see him debate with himself as he almost goes out then runs back in.

[Vertigon]

Probably the best Two Friends Play. I've never actually played LA Noire, but I'm looking forward to getting together with friends next weekend and playing lots of video games, and that will be one of them.

[penguinofhonor]

Is there a specific reason you couldn't own a boat, sword, pistol, eyepatch, and parrot before in your dorm?

The school has a strict policy against obtaining seafaring and buccaneering products.