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[Frumple]

William Tell overture started playing on way back from post office.

Fairly cheerful now.

[MaximumZero]

Happy NHL Playoffs Day!

Go Sharks!

[RedKing]

*grumble grumble* My team will be playing golf. (Hurricanes)

Guess I'll pull for Florida or Washington in the East and probably St. Louis in the West.

[Shinotsa]

Go Caps! Your new coach might have absolutely no sense of the game at all, and purely got the position due to having previously played for the team, but you can still succeed long enough to dissapoint!

Seriously, OV can't carry them forever.

[RedKing]

Especially not with a goalie that's only started 18 games more than I have. (Albeit, he's got 3 SOs in that time, and a 2.02 GAA...there are worse 3rd-string goalies to be stuck with).

[Shinotsa]

He's got heart, he's just inconsistent. He'll let in 7 one game, and none the next three. The big problem is when he's in a slump. Or when they decide to play defense. Defensive defense. As in waiting in a triangle around the net, screening their own goalie, waiting to get scored on.

I love em, but I hate to love em

[Remalle]

He's got heart, he's just inconsistent. He'll let in 7 one game, and none the next three. The big problem is when he's in a slump.

...that sounds exactly like Roberto Luongo.

[Loud Whispers]

I have this orange, which I want to eat... But I don't want to eat it.
IT'S SUCH A GOOD ORANGE D:

[kaenneth]

Everyone in the office is sick, coughing, sneezing, etc.

I got my flu shot a few weeks ago; feeling fine!

[Pnx]

I have this orange, which I want to eat... But I don't want to eat it.
IT'S SUCH A GOOD ORANGE D:

the happy thread...

...has run out of happy

All of history will forever remember the 2012 Orange Crisis.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Everyone in the office is sick, coughing, sneezing, etc.

I got my flu shot a few weeks ago; feeling fine!

Be sure to belittle them for being "puny mortals."

[Flying Dice]

But the short-term benefits of that flu shot are obviously insignificant when you realize that you're going to spontaneously combust because you got an immunization shot. 

[Loud Whispers]

I have this orange, which I want to eat... But I don't want to eat it.
IT'S SUCH A GOOD ORANGE D:

the happy thread...

...has run out of happy

All of history will forever remember the 2012 Orange Crisis.

Indeed.

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And I have found no evidence supporting the case that google is not trying to kill me.

[Scelly9]

I love colbert

"30 percent of all internet traffic is porn, according to the New England Journal of Underestimating Things"

[jc6036]

I love colbert

"30 percent of all internet traffic is porn, according to the New England Journal of Underestimating Things"

I usually prefer the Daily Show, but Colbert has his moments. I like how his entire show is making fun of republicans by acting like an extreme republican sometimes.