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[SalmonGod]

Going to break 100 points on drawception tonight.  This game has consumed my weekend (the cracks of it in-between family stuff, anyway).

[JoshuaFH]

Generally followed by "You gay or something"

“Are you—hitting on me, sir?”
Further, if he should insist that he was not:
“No need to be embarrassed; I am open minded—flattered, really, but I do not swing that way. So sorry.”

FAKEEDIT: I hath been the “Ninja’d”.

I wanna make snappy comebacks, but I'm always afraid I'll say them to the wrong person and get slugged in the face.

The obvious answer, then, is to preface each snappy comeback with a jaw-shattering right cross. They can't hit you if you KTFO them.

So the situation is:

"What, are you gay or something?"

*JAWWW SHATTERING RIGHT CROSS*

"Why don't you ask your Mom?!.... Man he was too unconscious to even hear me."

May not be the most civil approach to slight slights.

[MaximumZero]

Well, you won't have to worry about them hitting you, at least.

[Reudh]

Nothing a good strong elbow won't fix.

I remember being attacked after retorting to a similar comment in highschool, and because I was small, nimble, and then quite skilled with martial arts, I darted behind this hulking behemoth and elbowed his spine.

He never questioned my sexuality again.


In other news, EPIC day at uni. The choice of my slightly tight V-neck t-shirt paid off.

Many comments from the females. And one from the males.

[MaximumZero]

In junior high, I broke a boy so hard, he wept. He questioned my sexuality, so I bearhugged him around the arms and chest, kissed him full on the mouth, and dropped him so that he hit the floor. I then just silently walked away while he cried in confusion.

[Loud Whispers]

My workplace has a mailing list named "ConfoundThesePonies".

wat

[Sirus]

When did this thread turn into Internet Tough Guy Central?

[MaximumZero]

Hey, no need to break out Neil deGrasse Tyson, man. I just thought a couple people would get a laugh out of that story, that's all.

[Sirus]

Hey, no need to break out Neil deGrasse Tyson, man. I just thought a couple people would get a laugh out of that story, that's all.

It wasn't just you, don't worry

[Gunner-Chan]

This topic still isn't the place for it. If at all, your post is at SOMEONES expense. I don't care if you don't know them, I don't care if you don't like them. I don't care if you hate them. It doesn't belong here. At all.

Big rule is don't be a dick, and that's pretty dickish.

[alway]

Found the musics for all the Touhou games going back to Touhou 1 with the exception of Touhou 13. All 7.5GB of them.
548 songs.

[Rose]

Spoiler: I love the sight of my fort filling up. (click to show/hide)

[alway]

The hauling changes have begun. This afternoon there were dwarves running around with bins, bags and barrels, vacuuming up items. Seeing a single dwarf clean up a seed-ridden dining room as a single job is a beautiful thing.

*cheers*

[Trapezohedron]

Try not to laugh so much while watching.

[Flying Dice]

Try not to laugh so much while watching.

Resisting the temptation to make a joke about not being able to tell the difference.