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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16198499 times)

Darvi

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75405 on: March 30, 2012, 09:48:24 am »

Somebody better start working on GUILT.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75406 on: March 30, 2012, 09:57:47 am »

So in other words, to get totally ripped, I just need to develop a device that creates microfractures in muscle tissue across my entire body, and use repeatedly.

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75408 on: March 30, 2012, 12:41:32 pm »

3 barbecues this week. :D
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75409 on: March 30, 2012, 12:43:56 pm »

So in other words, to get totally ripped, I just need to develop a device that creates microfractures in muscle tissue across my entire body, and use repeatedly.

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It's called a dumbbell.
Oh, but that's not as much fun or as mad-sciency as nanites that you release into your bloodstream.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75410 on: March 30, 2012, 12:57:40 pm »

So in other words, to get totally ripped, I just need to develop a device that creates microfractures in muscle tissue across my entire body, and use repeatedly.

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It's called a dumbbell.
Actually, it could be called my children.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75411 on: March 30, 2012, 12:58:34 pm »

Boats work pretty good for that one. Sailing is hard work.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75412 on: March 30, 2012, 01:59:55 pm »

Cooking Tuna steaks. Every time I do this, I'm surprised at just how good the sauce I do for them smells.

Butter, Capers, Garlic and Lemon Juice smell awesome when they're cooked together.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75413 on: March 30, 2012, 02:03:58 pm »

VAACAAATIIOOOOOON!!!
Thats basicly all.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75414 on: March 30, 2012, 03:04:15 pm »

I finally sat my ass down and got some writing done.  I haven't written any fiction in so long it's ridiculous.

I got an eight page short story with ~4,200 words done, and on google docs, which is an ok amount of content for me considering I finished it in a week and I haven't really written in a while.

Link to the thread with the link to Google docs is in my signature, if anybody is interested in reading it ;)
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75415 on: March 30, 2012, 03:14:42 pm »

Just finished Neil Gaiman's "Marvel 1602" graphic novel, in which the Marvel Superheroes universe happens 400 years early, during the end of Queen Elizabeth I's reign and the early days of American colonialism. It was pretty great... between King James and the church hunting Carlos Javier and the "Witchbreed" who attend his Select College for Sons of Gentlefolk, the queen's spymaster Sir Nicholas Fury and his chief agent, the blind bard and acrobat known to his employers as "The Devil", and a Native American Captain America who took the colonists of Roanoke under his wing. I've never followed Marvel aside from childhood memories of the X-Men, and stories I've heard from others... but it was a great little read, and I'd highly recommend it for fans of Gaiman, history, fantasy, or graphic novels in general.

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There were four brave souls, rode the oceans abroad,
Twas on the Fantastick they sailed,
And one was a Captain, and one was a Lord,
And one a young hothead who carried a sword,
And the last was a maiden so pale, so pale,
The last was a maiden so pale.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75416 on: March 30, 2012, 03:15:18 pm »

I have never been an athletic person.  My last year of highschool, I signed up for a Weightlifting class just because it was open for my schedule.  I throwing up after the first day, after I nearly killed myself with an unloaded bench bar, and transferred to Tennis, where my friends and I spent every day mightily whacking balls at each other.  Four years ago, I got a job loading trucks, and I kept it because how fucking easy can money be?  The first month, I came home every night, laid on my bed, and shivered because of my muscles spasming.

Well it only took a few months before I had some muscle mass.  Now that I've quit that job, I figured I should try some regular exercise to keep myself in shape, especially since I'm going to be sitting in front of a computer eight hours a day, before coming home to sit in front of a computer eight more hours (like I can fucking kid myself on that).  So my mother bought me an adjustable free weight thing.

I guess because I'm actually in shape in the first place, this actually feels really good.  Just like twenty minutes a day and I get plenty of workout.  I never thought I'd see this happen to myself.

Maybe the regular schedule will finally get me to practice my guitar every day too.  But let's not get ahead of ourselves.


I finally sat my ass down and got some writing done.  I haven't written any fiction in so long it's ridiculous.

I got an eight page short story with ~4,200 words done, and on google docs, which is an ok amount of content for me considering I finished it in a week and I haven't really written in a while.

Rock on my man.  I've been doing similar myself lately, and it feels awesome.  I let myself be scared out of writing for the longest time, because I was such a harsh critic of myself.  Somewhere along the way, I can to think I was good enough, and lo and behold, now I actually really enjoy seeing stuff I wrote on a page.  It's like I can see the effort that went into it all over again.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75417 on: March 30, 2012, 04:19:32 pm »

My story has 6,666 words somehow so I don't want to touch it.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75418 on: March 30, 2012, 04:24:02 pm »

My story has 6,666 words somehow so I don't want to touch it.

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #75419 on: March 30, 2012, 04:24:33 pm »

Delete another word to make room!
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