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[Gotdamnmiracle]

Hopefully tomorrow I can finally get my wisdom teeth extraction scheduled. Man, I'm grateful for the help, gubmint, but if I could afford to spend $300/mo on health, I'd just buy insurance.

My wisdom teeth are coming in straight. And there was much rejoicing.

Aww you are missing a great experience. The trick is to get loopy from what they give you WITH your phone on you. The next day you will find some interesting texts and missed calls.

[Scelly9]

I haz no phone. They cost too much.

[fqllve]

I haz no phone. They cost too much.

In sanity.

My phone is the most expensive alarm clock I've ever purchased.

[Ultimuh]

My phone is the most expensive alarm clock I've ever purchased.

What.. it's actually a PHONE? 

[Gotdamnmiracle]

I haz no phone. They cost too much.

In sanity.

My phone is the most expensive alarm clock I've ever purchased.

Yeah. And mines a piece of crap Krazer that my dog chewed on. I hate those touchscreen space phones.

[Tellemurius]

I haz no phone. They cost too much.

In sanity.

My phone is the most expensive alarm clock I've ever purchased.

I swear i thought WWIII was going on after that went off.

[Nadaka]

I've downloaded a compiler and web server that I can run on my phone. It even has an app that does voice calls!

[Aqizzar]

For the first time ever, I actually got to say "take this job and shove it".  Metaphorically.  But still, I'm saying fuck it to a job that I know I'm quitting.  Don't get to do that very often, do you?

[JoshuaFH]

Good job on your job shoving.

[Reudh]

I actually had to do that with an anti-internet fraud job, because it was full-time and I had just started uni.

[Nadaka]

I just saw squirrel hurling on southpark. This is a very obscure D&D 3rd edition community joke. So obscure it may be entirely coincidental.

[Bauglir]

Did the squirrel have divine ranks?

[Solifuge]

Finally got my bi-yearly haircut. Also, spent some time chatting with my estranged far-away sister for ...6 hours? Sharing funny stories, sharing information about a bunch of cool shit, reminiscing on things, and getting caught up on the events of one another's lives. It's surprising to see how many dorky things we both get into, though we live very different lifestyles.

[Heliman]

I've been talking to primarily british people for the last few weeks now.

Pro-tip: feigning ignorance about their country and making incredibly stupid observations about their society is hilarious. Leaves them literally speechless every time~!

[Max White]

Oh please tell, what are our imperialist overlords up to now?