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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16266778 times)

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Re: [~~__ o( ><)o] Oh god the melting! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #74430 on: March 19, 2012, 12:38:19 am »

Unless you're Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.
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« Reply #74431 on: March 19, 2012, 01:01:50 am »

I watched the last HP movie with my cousin just the other month, and being someone that is not at all ingratiated into the HP universe, I found myself constantly asking why they used wands to blast at eachother rather than just, you know, use a gun. Probably alot cheaper to get mooks, or hell, just animate some golems that have atleast one arm and hand and give'em conventional weapons.

I'm probably missing the point.
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Re: [~~__ o( ><)o] Oh god the melting! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #74432 on: March 19, 2012, 01:04:07 am »

I think it's because they're British.
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« Reply #74433 on: March 19, 2012, 01:05:10 am »

Because who ever heard of mobster wizards? The notion is absurd! Crazy! Ridicules! And above all, awesome!
I totally want mobster wizards now. No not mobster with wizard powers who just replace guns with wands and cars with flying cars, I'm talking full on mobster wizards!

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Re: [~~__ o( ><)o] Oh god the melting! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #74434 on: March 19, 2012, 01:06:05 am »

I've always wondered...what's up with the wands, anyway? A powerful wizard shouldn't need a stick to help him/her out.
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Re: [~~__ o( ><)o] Oh god the melting! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #74435 on: March 19, 2012, 01:08:37 am »

I've always wondered...what's up with the wands, anyway? A powerful wizard shouldn't need a stick to help him/her out.
I think the idea is that wands provide a conduit for a wizard or witch's power. That's why they're made of magical materials like unicorn hair.
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Re: [~~__ o( ><)o] Oh god the melting! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #74436 on: March 19, 2012, 01:13:20 am »

 Although great wizards can cast spells without one silently with their minds.
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« Reply #74437 on: March 19, 2012, 01:13:56 am »

I think the idea is that wands provide a conduit for a wizard or witch's power. That's why they're made of magical materials like unicorn hair.
The implication of that being large unicorn ranches where they slaughter unicorns for wand hair. I wonder what they do with the meat...

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Re: [~~__ o( ><)o] Oh god the melting! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #74438 on: March 19, 2012, 01:16:16 am »

I think the idea is that wands provide a conduit for a wizard or witch's power. That's why they're made of magical materials like unicorn hair.
The implication of that being large unicorn ranches where they slaughter unicorns for wand hair. I wonder what they do with the meat...

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Re: [~~__ o( ><)o] Oh god the melting! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #74439 on: March 19, 2012, 01:16:35 am »

Yep, it's a focusing device. Some magic can be done without one, and is in the books a few times, but is almost entirely uncontrolled beyond a very, very limited idea of about what it should do.

Also, I'm pretty sure taking a few hairs doesn't require killing the animal.
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« Reply #74440 on: March 19, 2012, 01:17:57 am »

I think the idea is that wands provide a conduit for a wizard or witch's power. That's why they're made of magical materials like unicorn hair.
The implication of that being large unicorn ranches where they slaughter unicorns for wand hair. I wonder what they do with the meat...
Actually, in one of the books Olivander reminisces about capturing a unicorn in order to cut off some hair. Killing a unicorn is considered unspeakable evil in the HP universe.
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« Reply #74441 on: March 19, 2012, 01:19:15 am »

Also, I'm pretty sure taking a few hairs doesn't require killing the animal.
And I'm pretty sure milking a cow doesn't require killing it either, but here I am, drinking a milkshake, drenched in cow blood from the waste down, wearing a dismembered cow head like a hat.
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Re: [~~__ o( ><)o] Oh god the melting! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #74442 on: March 19, 2012, 01:27:27 am »

 As a bonus, drinking unicorn blood provides a cursed method of living longer.
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Re: [~~__ o( ><)o] Oh god the melting! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #74443 on: March 19, 2012, 01:29:08 am »

What about phoenix feathers? They're a renewable resource. Pluck the feathers, then kill it and raise the baby until its feathers are suitable. At a factory phoenix feather farm you therefore have dozens of phoenixes in eternal, inescapable torment.
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« Reply #74444 on: March 19, 2012, 01:30:27 am »

What about phoenix feathers? They're a renewable resource. Pluck the feathers, then kill it and raise the baby until its feathers are suitable. At a factory phoenix feather farm you therefore have dozens of phoenixes in eternal, inescapable torment.
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