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[Blargityblarg]

Even though it was my goal to screw the people out of their money, I'm not a monster.

But are you a crook?

[MaximumZero]

Before going out on stage, I always get myself really pumped up.  Because when people pay money to see a fifty year old man dance around in women's clothing, they expect him to be pumped.

Apparently Dee Snider is making an album due to drop in May, composed entirely of his renditions of showtunes.  He's got quite a list of guest stars and an interesting song list.

He's also dropped a free single as a preview.  It's either the hardest rocking gay song I've ever heard, or the gayest hard rock I've ever heard, but God help me I love it.  I must obtain this album, it appeals to my every sense of nostalgia, songwriting, rock'n'roll, and pure fucking absurdity.

That. Was. Amazing. I am going to buy that album. Not pirate. Buy. With money.

[lemon10]

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Oh SMBC, you never cease to amuse me.

[Itnetlolor]

Even though it was my goal to screw the people out of their money, I'm not a monster.

But are you a crook?

Pirate descendant leading an island full of pirate descendants (all mentioned details (pirate screwing the town over for Swiss Bank Account) are there in the manual/description of the mission. No way around it). The only time they really got pissed off at me was when I privatized my mining operation (iron and gold) for a quick buck. I realized my mistake when I lost a good deal of popularity, and finally started earning enough to make more from that mine (jewelry factory and/or a weapons factory).

That aside, I had tons of visitors investing in the retirement fund, and I spent most of the building permits (construction investments) on housing. I was such a nice guy/gentleman thief, even when a mobster attempted to defame me (because I rejected an offer, and spared the life of a tropican that knew too much), it had no effect. Well, it had effect, but I had so much clout, it healed in no time.

[alway]

Oh SMBC, you never cease to amuse me.

Aw... Our civilization is doomed come test #7.

[Gamerlord]

Oh SMBC, you never cease to amuse me.

Aw... Our civilization is doomed come test #7.

What's Test #8?

[Max White]

Hooking our brains into a super computer and living for the rest of eternity in a great slumber, yet as gods in a world of their own design. It is a constant path that all life follows sooner or later, thus why they never visit, too busy being gods.

[Valid_Dark]

What if someone charges money for the brownies they made using the Higgs mechanism,.. would they still be free?

[fqllve]

thus why they never visit, too busy being gods.

Wait. Then who was in my room last night surrounded by a blue glow??

[Sirus]

Oops, sorry that was me. My astral projection went a little off-course. My bad!

[Max White]

Dammit Sirus, if you can't even project your astral self in the right direction, how will you ever fill your destiny as you chosen one? You bring great dishonour to this entire cult!

[Cthulhu]

What if someone charges money for the brownies they made using the Higgs mechanism,.. would they still be free?

That's how you fail.

[Sirus]

I am ashamed 
On the bright side, I have successfully powered a lightbulb using sheer mind power.

[Descan]

So have I!

I used a switch.

[Max White]

I used a boolean... It only had two states, on and off.