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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16198062 times)

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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71160 on: February 10, 2012, 11:51:06 pm »

Managed to get 3 vending machine foods for the price of 1 today.
First one hung by its wrapper on the rotating bit until 1 second after the machine rejected the transaction by noticing nothing had fallen down past its sensor; free food.
Second and third had been put into the same vending machine slot. :D
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71161 on: February 10, 2012, 11:59:43 pm »

Managed to get 3 vending machine foods for the price of 1 today.
First one hung by its wrapper on the rotating bit until 1 second after the machine rejected the transaction by noticing nothing had fallen down past its sensor; free food.
Second and third had been put into the same vending machine slot. :D
Your vending machines have sensors that keep the machine from eating your money? Wow, now I'm slightly more annoyed.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71162 on: February 11, 2012, 12:01:54 am »

I remember the time I put a $5 note in a machine and got a $20 note back after not selecting anything.

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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71163 on: February 11, 2012, 12:21:20 am »

I remember the time I put a $5 note in a machine and got a $20 note back after not selecting anything.

I remember a pinball machine that would accept pennies, but would spit them right back out so I got unlimited plays.

EDIT: You could say that, for that one day, I was a real Pinball Wizard.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2012, 12:25:00 am by JoshuaFH »
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71164 on: February 11, 2012, 12:28:52 am »

What about your daughter, though?
We split custody 50/50. She's not asking for child support.

Not to say anything, but I'd get that in writing while you still have the chance.  Nothing like custody and money to fuck up a separation.  For that matter, get everything in writing that you can.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71165 on: February 11, 2012, 12:41:18 am »

Managed to get 3 vending machine foods for the price of 1 today.
First one hung by its wrapper on the rotating bit until 1 second after the machine rejected the transaction by noticing nothing had fallen down past its sensor; free food.
Second and third had been put into the same vending machine slot. :D
Your vending machines have sensors that keep the machine from eating your money? Wow, now I'm slightly more annoyed.
Yeah, it's really nice. RIT vending machines have card swipes for our university id cards, tied into meal plan money of various forms. I pretty much never even need to use cash or credit cards. The vending machine turns the slot once, waits about a second, if nothing falls, tries again, and if nothing falls, rejects the transaction and charges nothing. I've only seen them fail to give stuff once, and that was because it got wedged just below the sensor and just above the bottom.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71166 on: February 11, 2012, 01:01:09 am »

*Playing spelunky*
Ok, that is the kills door open! All I need to do now is get gold for a fast play through. Crap.

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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71167 on: February 11, 2012, 01:21:52 am »

*Playing spelunky*
Ok, that is the kills door open! All I need to do now is get gold for a fast play through. Crap.
At least half of my deaths on that game are from trying a fast playthrough. If you take more than a minute to get through the first area, your chances are slim.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71168 on: February 11, 2012, 01:22:45 am »

How long do you have, all in all, to get gold?
I want tunnel man dammit!

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« Reply #71169 on: February 11, 2012, 01:27:24 am »

Fantastic, well-made, educational, and entertaining new video series on Youtube, which aims to provide holistic education to the masses. It's awesome!
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71170 on: February 11, 2012, 01:37:13 am »

How long do you have, all in all, to get gold?
I want tunnel man dammit!
If I remember correctly, 10 minutes. That's less than 1 minute per stage, not counting the boss. Good luck!
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« Reply #71171 on: February 11, 2012, 01:38:49 am »

Really? Wow, I've been aiming for less than 20 seconds per level. Hmm, assuming I can do a better job surviving, I might be able to make it. Last time I died in the blue icey caverns only going over 20 seconds once, and not by much...

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« Reply #71172 on: February 11, 2012, 01:43:02 am »

Just be careful. In my experience, the game sometimes knows that you're trying for a speed-run, and will throw the most bullshit obstacles at you to kill you/slow you down. Hello, triple arrow trap. Good day, massive drop into off-screen spikes/man-eating plant. Ah, my dearest friend, the level-generator-screwed-up-and-forced-you-to-bomb-a-path-because-there-is-absolutely-no-other-way-through bug.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71173 on: February 11, 2012, 01:44:54 am »

Eh, it has been pretty nice to me so far.
Gotta save my bombs though, make the final boss a bit faster.

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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #71174 on: February 11, 2012, 01:56:43 am »

Reading this rant made me happy enough to share it with y'all.
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