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[Darvi]

Finally going to meet up with my dad tomorrow to celebrate my birthday a little early (before he gets hit with a busy schedule for the rest of the month) by going to Dave & Busters which recently opened up in his area. I have yet to check that place out. What better opportunity?

3 more days until actual cake day. YAY!

8th of Febuary?

...Good Gods! Does this mean we... Share a Birthday?!

Wow, I wonder how may other people I share the same birthday with? Might as well add another.

Me dad, for instance.

[Max White]

Edit: Wrong thread.

[palsch]

The best code in the world.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

//These fucking wankers wanted it unfucked
private bool un-fuck(int fuck-v) {
   if (fuck-v == 1)
   {
    return true;
   }
   else
   {
    return false;
   }
}

[alway]

The best code in the world.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

//These fucking wankers wanted it unfucked
private bool un-fuck(int fuck-v) {
   if (fuck-v == 1)
   {
    return true;
   }
   else
   {
    return false;
   }
}

Even better: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

Spoiler: Fast Inverse Square Root code (click to show/hide)

Code: [Select]

float Q_rsqrt( float number )
{
        long i;
        float x2, y;
        const float threehalfs = 1.5F;
 
        x2 = number * 0.5F;
        y  = number;
        i  = * ( long * ) &y;                       // evil floating point bit level hacking
        i  = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );               // what the fuck?
        y  = * ( float * ) &i;
        y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 1st iteration
//      y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 2nd iteration, this can be removed
 
        return y;
}

It is not known how the constant was originally derived, though investigation has shed some light on possible methods.

[Tellemurius]

One day I'm going to make a fucking documentary... Bay watchers in the mist.

As pong Uwe Boll don't get his hands on it im down with it

[Truean]

A judge actually, in open court said, "You should really listen to your attorney Mrs. [redacted]...."

THANK YOU! For the love of friggin' Krispy Kreme Doughnuts [collects $0.05] why does he not say this more often? Why in a world of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts [collects $0.05] is there occasion for him to say it at all? Listen lady. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts! [collects $0.05] You've got two peoples in this conversation, see? One of 'em's a lawyer and the other one's been arrested. Who do you think should listen to who? How hard is this?

Nobody tells the doctor how to surgery while he's surgerying because you're asleep during it.

The solution is clear, I need my clients under general anesthetic in court!

Failing that, the judge politely saying the equivalent of "Shut up already. I've got 15 people after you, and a sammich I wanna eat already," will do nicely.

[blackmagechill]

Failing that, the judge politely saying the equivalent of "Shut up already. I've got 15 people after you, and a sammich Krispy Kreme Doughnut I wanna eat already," will do nicely.

[nenjin]

I may have landed a tech support job with a small company my friend works at. I think I made a good impression in the interview. God, being gainfully employed again, I almost don't dare to hope.

[Truean]

Failing that, the judge politely saying the equivalent of "Shut up already. I've got 15 people after you, and a sammich Krispy Kreme Doughnut I wanna eat already," will do nicely.

Na, see, if I quote the judge as saying it, then he'll get the $0.05.

In other news, I am being productive tonight and saying at the law library until 11ish or so.

Law Librarian, "Have fun and keep the beer cans inside the recycle bin."
Me: "What beer cans."
Her: "The ... root beer cans."
Me: "Exactly. "

Plausible deniability. It's pretty much everything.

[Aklyon]

Needs more of less confusion.

[lemon10]

A South African man who claims to be a famous dead singer is in custody until DNA tests determine his identity, police say.

The man says he is Khulekani "Mgqumeni" Khumalo - an award-winning Zulu folk musician who apparently died in 2009.

He turned up at the family home last week, saying zombies had kidnapped him.

Wow, seriously?

Also:

Transplant jaw made by 3D printer claimed as first.
A 3D printer-created lower jaw has been fitted to an 83-year-old woman's face in what doctors say is the first operation of its kind.

Technology marches on.

[MaximumZero]

Awesome. The jaw, I mean. The zombies would be cool, too, but I am very skeptical.

[Valid_Dark]

I've heard of zombie kidnappings before in africa.
gangs or cartels would poison people so they look like they're dead, then transport their "dead" bodies, everyone thinks they're dead, then when they wake up they're forced into slave labor.

[Scaraban]

Limbo of the Lost LP. Amazing...

[MaximumZero]

I've heard of zombie kidnappings before in africa.
gangs or cartels would poison people so they look like they're dead, then transport their "dead" bodies, everyone thinks they're dead, then when they wake up they're forced into slave labor.

Urge...facepunch...rising...