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[Darvi]

Mmm....Soylent Green Smoothies....

Make sure that you get your fill of sentient carbon-based life-form today!
Now extra-nutrious! 

I much prefer twiglets. *crunch* Omnomnom.

[olemars]

Battlefield: Earth had less plot holes than this. This is still a better movie though.

Someone's actually uploaded the whole thing onto youtube and nobody cared. I recommend watching it if you're as fond of shitty sci-fi as I am.

[Tellemurius]

Lol best email from a angry customer

I expect and demand a response email in 12 hours or criminal action commence

[Max White]

Is that a threat that he will resort to criminal action if you don't send a reply in 12 hours..?

[Loud Whispers]

Lol best email from a angry customer

I expect and demand a response email in 12 hours or criminal action commence

oh crap he gonna pirate dvd's D:

[freeformschooler]

I laughed when I consciously realized that I read each forum member's posts on here in a slightly (or more) different voice. I promise that one day I will do a compilation of me readings posts from - and all the while imitating - these head-canon voices, including: Aqizzar (difficult), Darvi (easy), Vector (nigh impossible), Duke (same as Aqizzar), Max White, Blademaster and many more!

This is my next major goal.

[Darvi]

Darvi (easy),

Are you gonna try doing the voice of a 14-year old or are you aiming for something along the lines of Vader?

[Aqizzar]

I laughed when I consciously realized that I read each forum member's posts on here in a slightly (or more) different voice. I promise that one day I will do a compilation of me readings posts from - and all the while imitating - these head-canon voices, including: Aqizzar (difficult), Darvi (easy), Vector (nigh impossible), Duke (same as Aqizzar), Max White, Blademaster and many more!

I want to say Thank God I'm Not Alone, but I don't really do "voices".  More like tones or pitches.  I dunno, it's just a holdover from reading novels, that I assign a tenor to different characters.

[Max White]

Yea I assign you guys voices.
Aqizzar is pretty much Harrison Ford. Darvi is Michael Cera.

[kaenneth]

Darvi (easy),

Are you gonna try doing the voice of a 14-year old or are you aiming for something along the lines of Vader?

Jake Lloyd? Yipee!

[Sirus]

I do not assign voices. Since my opinion on people changes from day to day, it wouldn't make sense to give (just as an example) Max a deep, villainous voice only to discover that (again, random example) he read stories to blind orphans in between shifts at the local soup kitchen. Then I'd have to give him a more fitting voice, but then I would discover that he hates kittens, and he'd go back to being evil. And so on, and so forth.

[freeformschooler]

It's funny, I have this one person I met on here, and even though I know what her voice sounds like I still read her messages in my original head-canon voice. This may be a problem.

[Max White]

I do not assign voices. Since my opinion on people changes from day to day, it wouldn't make sense to give (just as an example) Max a deep, villainous voice only to discover that (again, random example) he read stories to blind orphans in between shifts at the local soup kitchen. Then I'd have to give him a more fitting voice, but then I would discover that he hates kittens, and he'd go back to being evil. And so on, and so forth.

If it helps, I am told I sound exactly like the lead singer from Panic! at the disco. Rather fitting, as I can't sing and neither can he.

[Darvi]

Yea I assign you guys voices.
Aqizzar is pretty much Harrison Ford. Darvi is Michael Cera.

Unfortunately my voice is a bit deeper than that and any attempt to make it higher pitched results in me sounding like they voiced Micheal Jackson in South Park.

[Pnx]

Movie I've never seen before called Alien Siege starting on TV. I can tell by just the first few seconds of the starting credit roll that this is going to be gloriously bad.

Alien Siege, the movie designed to be so bad it's good... I hope.

The scifi channel has actually done a whole bunch of really awful scifi movies. I'm pretty sure they're bad by design, like Hobo with a Shotgun.

In fact, most of this list is made up of cheesy B movies, although some of them are actually genuinely good.

Battlefield: Earth had less plot holes than this.

I loved Battlefield Earth... When I was 12. I thought it was really awesome, even though I could point out a fair few plot holes (even at age 12). Like, "Why didn't they just use robots?" Or, "If their atmosphere explodes when exposed to radiation, what do they do on their homeworld when they have a solar flare?"
I haven't re-watched the movie since then though. Maybe I should.