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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16245288 times)

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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #69270 on: January 13, 2012, 05:00:02 pm »
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2 Soafs. New ones. Slightly used. From the village the other side of the valley to me, for 1/10th thier price new from sofaland or suchlike. Now to find out how to get them down (riding them?) and then back up 2 massive hills (we do hills properly in Wales)... and how to dispose of my old and broken ones.

Use a pulley system with your old sofas as counterweights. New sofa goes up, old sofa goes down.


Now all I need is 6 miles of rope... (does sums in head...) it would work, if I pushed them the last few hundred meters, if friction dissipates about 50 to 60 percent of the gravitational potential energy. That, and the bus isnt coming the other way.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #69271 on: January 13, 2012, 05:01:20 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on March 16, 1974, 01:53:04 am
"small death" or "little death" is a common (if archaic) English euphemism for orgasm.
I think it's originally a french expression...
Anyway, phones are for talking. These days I see husks walk past, shells of human flesh, walking the streets in unison, their heads lowered, looking at something in their hands, their souls sucked through a small screen.

Happy because I did not drink myself into a stupor (as was the plan, but I would regret that later...).
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This one thread is mine. MIIIIINE!!! And it will remain a happy, friendly, encouraging place, whether you lot like it or not. 
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #69272 on: January 13, 2012, 05:40:56 pm »
In the unlikely event that I get home from work today, and not some time after midnight...

I have dangerous amounts of alcohol waiting for me. Seriously.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #69273 on: January 13, 2012, 05:52:46 pm »
I am happy because i managed to complete an exam today. The kicker? I thought aids were allowed. Then the assignments get distributed, and i see the "NO AIDS ALLOWED (NOT EVEN COMPUTERS)" line. In Danish obviously. My face could be approximated to this:



I was overjoyed to be able to complete it decently anyways. c:
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #69274 on: January 13, 2012, 06:00:39 pm »
Quote from: Siquo on January 13, 2012, 05:01:20 pm
I think it's originally a french expression...
La petite morte, yeah, iirc. Death is female in french ::)

As for the phone thing, and appropriate to this thread, I don't have a functioning cell phone, and zero interest at all in one of the small computer/phone things. The bright side of everyone else being absorbed in them? Less likely to bother you.

And with actual voice service seeing a downturn, the even brighter side is that less people are talking on phones, too. Less people bothering you, area in general's quieter... bonuses all around~

Protip, people: You don't need to use outside voice for the phone. They can hear you if you're talking softly, just fine.

... why does it seem like half the people using cellphones raise their volume level when they start talking into them, anyway? Are they really that desperate to share their conversation with everyone in a 20' radius?
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #69275 on: January 13, 2012, 06:11:25 pm »
I play GTA 3 on my cell phone.  It's got a better CPU than the laptop I had two years ago.
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« Reply #69276 on: January 13, 2012, 06:41:55 pm »
Two job interviews in one week!

The most ever!
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« Reply #69277 on: January 13, 2012, 07:18:32 pm »
Quote from: olemars on January 13, 2012, 06:11:25 pm
Quote from: Frumple on January 13, 2012, 06:00:39 pm
Quote from: Siquo on January 13, 2012, 05:01:20 pm
I think it's originally a french expression...
La petite morte, yeah, iirc. Death is female in french ::)
Wow, I'm surprised so many of you know so much about French euphemisms. I had to look it up on wikipedia.   :D
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #69278 on: January 13, 2012, 07:18:32 pm »
Shepherds pie sandwiches slathered with brown sauce, best midnight feast.
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« Reply #69279 on: January 13, 2012, 07:29:48 pm »
Quote from: Pnx on January 13, 2012, 07:18:32 pm
Wow, I'm surprised so many of you know so much about French euphemisms. I had to look it up on wikipedia.

I read a lot of well-researched pornographic historical fanfiction.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #69280 on: January 13, 2012, 07:34:58 pm »
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Quote from: Pnx on January 13, 2012, 07:18:32 pm
Wow, I'm surprised so many of you know so much about French euphemisms. I had to look it up on wikipedia.

I read a lot of well-researched pornographic historical fanfiction.

One these days, the academic establishment will concede and adopt Hentalia as a 20th century historical primer text.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #69281 on: January 13, 2012, 07:36:27 pm »
And that's the day we burn the world down.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #69282 on: January 13, 2012, 07:41:20 pm »
The party will be that hard, yes.

Incidentally, I think I picked up la petite morte from some book or another back in high school, in a completely innocent manner. I've since seen it all over the bloody place, though. The original french is pretty common to see even in english texts.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #69283 on: January 13, 2012, 07:42:18 pm »
Quote from: Vector on January 13, 2012, 07:29:48 pm
Quote from: Pnx on January 13, 2012, 07:18:32 pm
Wow, I'm surprised so many of you know so much about French euphemisms. I had to look it up on wikipedia.

I read a lot of well-researched pornographic historical fanfiction.

If I sigged people, this would be sig worthy. Seriously, LOL. Fortunately the office is empty.

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« Reply #69284 on: January 13, 2012, 07:43:01 pm »
Tim Minchin's Storm - an animated beat poem.

I love this. It's hilarious and the logic in it is impeccable.

Beware of the swearing though, it's probably NSFW if you're playing it out loud.
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