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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16178294 times)

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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66780 on: November 25, 2011, 12:06:23 pm »

NEVER!

In fact I sometimes retroactively add some more swearing just to get a bloody point across.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66781 on: November 25, 2011, 12:17:56 pm »

oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!

IT ARRIVED


Squeeee!
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66782 on: November 25, 2011, 12:30:07 pm »

Re: swearing

I swear pretty much based on the people around me. If they swear, I'll swear. If they don't, I'll avoid it. If they don't exist, I will swear a shitload.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66783 on: November 25, 2011, 12:57:49 pm »

So I had a really weird dream, it's a little jumbled but try to keep up anyway.

I somehow managed to get myself trapped in a cave leading to the underdark when it caved in behind me, but fortunately the cleric in our party (because apparently I was in a four man adventuring party) had a set of amulets that would make us look like dark elves ala BG2.

So we went into the dark elf city looking for a way out when we get dragged aside by a couple of friendly dark elves who know who we are and say that there's a patrol coming along who will be able to see right through our disguises.
So then we wind up hiding in this weird labyrnth of tunnels, chambers, stairs etc. But it's not enough, the patrol follows us seeking us out and then...
In come the ponies... with dark skin and pointed ears...

That's right, dark elf ponies, maybe my subconscious just made a connection between on matriarchal society and another, in any case the leaders are unicorns who levitate and use powerful magic that seems to revolver around water, I don't know why water, but they had the ability to send bubbles towards people and trap them in them and fire a projectile that will turn a spherical area it impacts into water (this was the scariest part).
Anyway, naturally we all run away, but some don't make it and I'm on my own with obligatory dwarf fighter, and then we turn a corner and run into a couple of earth ponies who have big metal chompers on their jaws and have collars and chains that are being gripped by a pegasus. They're being used as attack dogs (because enslaving earth ponies would be so dark elf), which is naturally very scary for me, so I run away and leave the dwarf to fight them off.

I'm not really sure about the rest, but I seem to recall dodging around more unicorns for a while before getting hit by one of their projectiles and turned into a water statue, then there was something about being brought to a dark elf Celestia, but I think that was more or less when the dream ended.

So in the dream I was pretty terrified of all this, but when I woke up I just lay there in a daze for a couple of minutes before I burst out laughing.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2011, 01:00:31 pm by Pnx »
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66784 on: November 25, 2011, 01:37:05 pm »

Got to go shopping with a girlfriend at a bridal shop! Her mom approves of the gay friend (me). :D I was too scared to ask if I could try on a dress, but she knew I wanted to. She asked (without really talking it over with me first) if I could. Unfortunately they said no, but at least they were nice about it. Friend has actually offered to let me attend her wedding as a female in a dress she'd buy me. I'm too chicken for that, but the serious offer itself was awesome!

I would've really enjoyed it if they would have said yes, or better yet could've just been a girl like them for even a day, but failing that, being included was great. :)
« Last Edit: November 25, 2011, 01:45:12 pm by Truean »
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66785 on: November 25, 2011, 01:49:28 pm »

Todo:
-d/l and install Firefox
-d/l and install MBAM
-delete McAfee
-d/l and install all the other shit I need

Oh hey wow FF is v.8. already? How did that happen so fast?
« Last Edit: November 25, 2011, 01:53:25 pm by Darvi »
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66787 on: November 25, 2011, 02:12:08 pm »

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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66788 on: November 25, 2011, 02:20:03 pm »

Returning to swearing for a moment.

Do any of you guys go back and edit swearing out of your posts?

I do it all the time.
Wouldn't fuckin dream of it.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66789 on: November 25, 2011, 02:21:49 pm »

Holy fork, does this... does this laptop have 64 bit and not 2, but FOUR processor cores? That is awesome!
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66790 on: November 25, 2011, 02:39:07 pm »

oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!

IT ARRIVED


Squeeee!

You lucky bastard, you!
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66791 on: November 25, 2011, 02:39:39 pm »

use powerful magic that seems to revolver around water, I don't know why water, but they had the ability to send bubbles towards people and trap them in them and fire a projectile that will turn a spherical area it impacts into water (this was the scariest part).

So they trap people in bubbles, and then turn them into water?  That's actually a really cool and unique visual.  That deserves to be used in something.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66792 on: November 25, 2011, 02:47:10 pm »

use powerful magic that seems to revolver around water, I don't know why water, but they had the ability to send bubbles towards people and trap them in them and fire a projectile that will turn a spherical area it impacts into water (this was the scariest part).

So they trap people in bubbles, and then turn them into water?  That's actually a really cool and unique visual.  That deserves to be used in something.
Actually they trapped people in bubbles or turned them into water. But you're right that's a cool visual.

I'd also like to see some art of the dark elf ponies, but meh, I guess there's nothing special to them.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66793 on: November 25, 2011, 03:15:49 pm »

So I had a really weird dream, it's a little jumbled but try to keep up anyway.

I somehow managed to get myself trapped in a cave leading to the underdark when it caved in behind me, but fortunately the cleric in our party (because apparently I was in a four man adventuring party) had a set of amulets that would make us look like dark elves ala BG2.

So we went into the dark elf city looking for a way out when we get dragged aside by a couple of friendly dark elves who know who we are and say that there's a patrol coming along who will be able to see right through our disguises.
So then we wind up hiding in this weird labyrnth of tunnels, chambers, stairs etc. But it's not enough, the patrol follows us seeking us out and then...
In come the ponies... with dark skin and pointed ears...

That's right, dark elf ponies, maybe my subconscious just made a connection between on matriarchal society and another, in any case the leaders are unicorns who levitate and use powerful magic that seems to revolver around water, I don't know why water, but they had the ability to send bubbles towards people and trap them in them and fire a projectile that will turn a spherical area it impacts into water (this was the scariest part).
Anyway, naturally we all run away, but some don't make it and I'm on my own with obligatory dwarf fighter, and then we turn a corner and run into a couple of earth ponies who have big metal chompers on their jaws and have collars and chains that are being gripped by a pegasus. They're being used as attack dogs (because enslaving earth ponies would be so dark elf), which is naturally very scary for me, so I run away and leave the dwarf to fight them off.

I'm not really sure about the rest, but I seem to recall dodging around more unicorns for a while before getting hit by one of their projectiles and turned into a water statue, then there was something about being brought to a dark elf Celestia, but I think that was more or less when the dream ended.

So in the dream I was pretty terrified of all this, but when I woke up I just lay there in a daze for a couple of minutes before I burst out laughing.
Zo, in zis dream of yours, you ver an earthly being, no? And thees enslaved ponies, they were alzo earthly? Trapped by the evil matriarch, aha! Ze chains and ze collars are signs of possesion, yes? It iz clear to me zat you wish to possess your muzzer.

In more Pokemon-related news (sue me) I won a tournament last night. Black+White Ubers tier, specifically. Ubers is the tier where anything up to and including Arceus is allowed. My winning team:


Sawk

Relicanth

Quagsire

Swellow

Regigigas

Bastiodon

I'm such a troll sometimes.
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Re: [>゜))))彡] Things fish did to fish while fish in the fish fish (Happy Thread)
« Reply #66794 on: November 25, 2011, 03:35:42 pm »

I said this earlier, but you're awesome.
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