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[Bdthemag]

Kill one of them and let the other one live, then it can spread the tales of the spider murderer in the area and you'll never hear from any spiders ever again.

Worst. Idea. Ever.

See, what'll happen is this: The spider you left alive will disappear for a while, and you'll sit down in a comfy chair, the spiders comfortably subdued. Then, in a few years, a spider will come back to challenge you to a swordfight on a rickety bridge above a volcano. As the battle rages on, the bridge will fall apart, board by board. The spider will barely make it to safety and then offer you its leg as you start to fall. You will miss, let out a big NOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo as you fall to your demise, and the spiders will claim your home in victory.

Moral of the story: Kill both of the damned spiders.

Or kill neither of them, but work out a peace treaty between the house of Itnetlolor and the Spider people.

[Rose]

That, or the spider will keep repeating "My name is kstchkstch, you killed my brother, prepare to die."

[alway]

Next quarter (or in other words, next week) I shall be taking 4 programming courses and working on a professors's programming project, and for the first half of the quarter, doing that online stanford ai course (ai-class.com). I shall spend all quarter in the Game Dev Lab. This shall be the best quarter ever!

Now I just need to improve my simple 'control 2 computers with 1 mouse and 1 keyboard' program so as to maximize productivity by making use of 2 top of the line alienwares with their total of 4 monitors. :3

Theoretically I could probably do 3 at once, though at that point the physical locations of the monitors begin to become an issue, as do people realizing I'm using as many computers as an entire group should be. ^_^


Also, spread the word #OccupyItnetlolorDoorframes

[Bdthemag]

Also, spread the word #OccupyItnetlolorDoorframes

I actually looked for that on twitter.

Now I feel stupid.

[alway]

I mean really, those spiders were there to peacefully protest their being evicted simply so your lawn could have a more aesthetic look to it, and here you come and forcefully evict them from their peaceful occupation with potentially deadly weapons. In the wake of such brutality, this movement may even spread to other doorways.

[Itnetlolor]

Somehow, I knew this was going to be what I would return to after leaving for a moment.

Maybe I should prep what's still left of my Sriracha chili sauce into a spray bottle to non-violently get them off my property. Those nests man. They're eye sores on my property.

Maybe a dense warning shot at their eyes would serve well enough.

[Flying Dice]

I like to use oven cleaner.

[Euld]

Just finished the Dark Brotherhood quest chain in Skyrim... oohh man it's even better than Oblivion's    And also far more tragic and sad.  And creepy.  And adorable.

[Jopax]

And it's over 130 now

[Heliman]

I don't know how Pepperidge Farm managed to make their chocolate chip cookies taste like orgasms but they managed somehow.

[Duke 2.0]

 SCII 50% off for Black Friday weekend.

 30$ is right in my price range, and despite watching the hell out of this I never got a chance to play it.

[RedKing]

I don't know how Pepperidge Farm managed to make their chocolate chip cookies taste like orgasms but they managed somehow.

If taken literally, I really, really don't want those cookies. 

[MaximumZero]

Only one class today! ^_^

[Simmura McCrea]

Turned 109 lines of code into 13 today.

[Darvi]

Did you remove the commentary?