Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Dsarker]

Do you mean "Who is warhamner?" or "Whose warhamner?"?

[warhammer651]

also, it is spelled warhamnmer

[Bdthemag]

The Dovahkiin is great with kids

[Megaman]

Nic Cage

[Il Palazzo]

Google welcome page paying tribute to the hero of my adolescence.

[fqllve]

I just saw a really crazy movie called Pontypool.  There's a guy hosting a radio show in the aforementioned town of Pontypool when some kind of mind-virus breaks out, propagating itself via the English language and "infecting" through an individual's understanding of the words.  They start repeating the word over and over again, repeating things they hear, and (This is the really weird part) trying to climb into other people's bodies.

I probably just spoiled some of it.  It's really bizarre but good.

I just picked a random page in this thread and this was the first post I saw.

Gonna watch this movie.

[Criptfeind]

I have a crossbreed between a lemon and a orange here.

It has the soft skin and juiciness of a orange and the taste of a lemon. Oh my god so good.

[IronyOwl]

The Dovahkiin is great with kids

I assumed this was about using force shout. I was pleasantly mistaken.

[Itnetlolor]

This thread has reached 1337 pages (50 posts/page). Found it funny.

[Pnx]

Nic Cage

That alternated between being funny, creepy, and just plain disturbing.

[Itnetlolor]

My sister pointed out to me 2 colossal spiders (you know, the usual hand-width kind) earlier on the upstairs door frames (she needed to get inside to get something, and was blocked), one of them either feasting on a grasshopper or a big moth, or it was carrying an egg sac, and the other one just as large enough to be able to do the same. Wouldn't blame their appearance; yard work was done earlier, and their habitat got demolished quite well.

Considering they were surrounding the upstairs door, and we lacked bug spray and a nearby hose, I improvised an absurd overkill method: A weed-whacker. Being electric it was quick and silent, and scared the hell out of those things (I missed both of them); but they are in hiding. You can sorta say it was like a person being face-to-face with helicopter blades, relatively speaking, of course.

I hope they spread word not to do the same thing again, as well as to stay away from indoors. Consider the extreme method a warning.

I found my solution to using a weed-whacker absurdly funny, and probably one of my more ridiculous solutions to a problem.

[SalmonGod]

I found my solution to using a weed-whacker absurdly funny, and probably one of my more ridiculous solutions to a problem.

Did you laugh maniacally?

[Itnetlolor]

I found my solution to using a weed-whacker absurdly funny, and probably one of my more ridiculous solutions to a problem.

Did you laugh maniacally?

After the fact, and also when I was reaching for the machine. I kept quiet outside when using it as to not wake anyone else up (inside and the neighbors).

[Bdthemag]

Kill one of them and let the other one live, then it can spread the tales of the spider murderer in the area and you'll never hear from any spiders ever again.

[MaximumZero]

Kill one of them and let the other one live, then it can spread the tales of the spider murderer in the area and you'll never hear from any spiders ever again.

Worst. Idea. Ever.

See, what'll happen is this: The spider you left alive will disappear for a while, and you'll sit down in a comfy chair, the spiders comfortably subdued. Then, in a few years, a spider will come back to challenge you to a swordfight on a rickety bridge above a volcano. As the battle rages on, the bridge will fall apart, board by board. The spider will barely make it to safety and then offer you its leg as you start to fall. You will miss, let out a big NOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo as you fall to your demise, and the spiders will claim your home in victory.

Moral of the story: Kill both of the damned spiders.