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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15755558 times)

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65477 on: November 01, 2011, 06:10:36 pm »

Is it over?

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65478 on: November 01, 2011, 06:14:10 pm »

Vegeta! ¡ɐʇǝbǝʌ Vegeta! ¡ɐʇǝbǝʌ

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65479 on: November 01, 2011, 08:00:23 pm »

To celebrate my first paycheck, I made a 4500 calorie sandwich.

EDIT: Aw, hell. I spoke too soon. I can't get it to flip together. Stupid inefficient garlic bread.
« Last Edit: November 01, 2011, 08:03:52 pm by Bauglir »
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65480 on: November 01, 2011, 08:05:44 pm »

To celebrate my first paycheck, I made a 4500 calorie sandwich.

EDIT: Aw, hell. I spoke too soon. I can't get it to flip together. Stupid inefficient garlic bread.
Jeegus, man. That's as much as I eat in a day.

NINJEDIT: You could try to flip it after wrapping it so that it doesn't fall apart.
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65481 on: November 01, 2011, 08:11:40 pm »

Not really possible, that'd require being able to lift it without it falling apart. I balanced it so that all the weight was falling inward, each half preventing the other from falling over. In retrospect, a poor decision. I should have expected this of a sandwich that literally incorporates whole meals as minor ingredients (there are two frozen macaroni and cheese dinners in here, and an omelette, although the latter is more significant in volume - also, hey, the first omelette I ever succeeded at without creating scrambled eggs instead).

But it's vegetarian, so that makes it healthy, right? It's even got spinach!
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65482 on: November 01, 2011, 08:29:36 pm »

Not really possible, that'd require being able to lift it without it falling apart. I balanced it so that all the weight was falling inward, each half preventing the other from falling over. In retrospect, a poor decision. I should have expected this of a sandwich that literally incorporates whole meals as minor ingredients (there are two frozen macaroni and cheese dinners in here, and an omelette, although the latter is more significant in volume - also, hey, the first omelette I ever succeeded at without creating scrambled eggs instead).

But it's vegetarian, so that makes it healthy, right? It's even got spinach!
It's much worse than I originally feared...
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65483 on: November 01, 2011, 08:37:46 pm »

Playing UnReal World again, you can still buy an entire village's supply of food with a handful of wooden bowls :P
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65484 on: November 01, 2011, 08:38:19 pm »

Not really possible, that'd require being able to lift it without it falling apart. I balanced it so that all the weight was falling inward, each half preventing the other from falling over. In retrospect, a poor decision. I should have expected this of a sandwich that literally incorporates whole meals as minor ingredients (there are two frozen macaroni and cheese dinners in here, and an omelette, although the latter is more significant in volume - also, hey, the first omelette I ever succeeded at without creating scrambled eggs instead).

But it's vegetarian, so that makes it healthy, right? It's even got spinach!

HERESY!

In other news, I'm going on a pretty kick-ass trip starting tomorrow.

And for some reason (probably my inner vindictive streak) I feel the need to say 'Fuck you guys!' but that would just be a dick move. Of course that has never bothered me before. Holy shit; I may be more mature here than I am in real life. Mind is blown. /revelation
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65485 on: November 01, 2011, 08:39:10 pm »

To celebrate my first paycheck, I made a 4500 calorie sandwich.

EDIT: Aw, hell. I spoke too soon. I can't get it to flip together. Stupid inefficient garlic bread.
Jeegus, man. That's as much as I eat in a day.

NINJEDIT: You could try to flip it after wrapping it so that it doesn't fall apart.

That's as much as I eat in like three days.
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65486 on: November 01, 2011, 08:42:16 pm »

To celebrate my first paycheck, I made a 4500 calorie sandwich.

EDIT: Aw, hell. I spoke too soon. I can't get it to flip together. Stupid inefficient garlic bread.
Jeegus, man. That's as much as I eat in a day.

NINJEDIT: You could try to flip it after wrapping it so that it doesn't fall apart.

That's as much as I eat in like three days.

Still sounds delicious to me.
However.. are there pickles in it? Pineapple? Banana? Cause the two former I do not like, the latter I get an allergic reaction from.
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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65487 on: November 01, 2011, 08:47:04 pm »

To celebrate my first paycheck, I made a 4500 calorie sandwich.

EDIT: Aw, hell. I spoke too soon. I can't get it to flip together. Stupid inefficient garlic bread.
Jeegus, man. That's as much as I eat in a day.

NINJEDIT: You could try to flip it after wrapping it so that it doesn't fall apart.

That's as much as I eat in like three days.

Still sounds delicious to me.
However.. are there pickles in it? Pineapple? Banana? Cause the two former I do not like, the latter I get an allergic reaction from.
I don't like American pickles, I like German pickles. I don't like pineapples or bananas too much. Moving on...

What the hell is in that sandwich?

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65488 on: November 01, 2011, 08:57:10 pm »

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Re: [⑨] Things cirno was shot out of today thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #65489 on: November 01, 2011, 09:00:14 pm »

also, hey, the first omelette I ever succeeded at without creating scrambled eggs instead).

But it's vegetarian, so that makes it healthy, right? It's even got spinach!

I didn't realize eggs are vegetarian?...
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