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[Bauglir]

I am full of too many delicious animal pieces. I forgot that cow hearts are like 5 pounds, this is gonna take a while to work my way through.

[Zrk2]

“Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn’t misuse it.” - Pope John Paul II

I was going to write a joke about a Pope finally being useful for something, then I realized that I'm better then that. I'm not sure how this made me feel.

[Itnetlolor]

Just woke up from a 3-hour nap (woke up a 6AM to help my brother out hauling things to charity centers (kinda a semi-annual thing he does. Usually dropping off baby toys and such from yard sales)). So good deed for the day, and a long nap. Might also play a few games with my nephew in a few moments.

[Jackrabbit]

“Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn’t misuse it.” - Pope John Paul II

I was going to write a joke about a Pope finally being useful for something, then I realized that I'm better then that. I'm not sure how this made me feel.

However you look at it, Pope John Paul II was illing.

[ToonyMan]

So.  I come home and my Mother greets me with nine bags of beef jerky.  NINE.

If I eat these all tonight, I will die.

[Urist Imiknorris]

That's as many as three threes. And that's awesome.

[Aqizzar]

So.  I come home and my Mother greets me with nine bags of beef jerky.  NINE.

If I eat these all tonight, I will die.

You are now JerkyMan.  You must consume the jerky.  Don't worry, it keeps forever, that's what the uh, jerking is for.

[Heron TSG]

Vector: Procrastinating more by 8am than most people procrastinate all day.

She works more than me and procrastinates more than me.  Vector, do your magical math magician powers give you more hours in the day or something?

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY, MAN.

And with that, all 50 planned memes have been executed today. It sure is fun babbling random stuff at people to fulfill hidden checklists.

In other news, I used the Microsoft IME touchpad (for writing Kanji) and half a dozen English-Japanese dictionaries to translate the shirt that I was wearing today, a shirt I got long before I had even considered taking Japanese. It's gray with a darker gray sketching of a dragon across it. On the right side is a thick line made to look like a brush stroke that fades from red to yellow. Along this stroke are three Kanji, and their meanings made me laugh myself sick.

1. The first one is undoubtedly 'plum'. There is no other meaning for this Kanji.

2. Kanji #2 is a fancier alternative writing of the Kanji for 'yin'. Unlike the primary Kanji, this one can also mean such things as 'darkness' or 'sex organs' or 'masculine'.

3. Kanji #3 is an incredibly rare form of 'yang' that looks vaguely fiery, this most likely being what prompted its use. It can sometimes mean 'yang', but more often sunshine, heaven, or rainbow.

I think the shirt was intended to just look cool. That's the only reason I can imagine someone sticking 'plum yin-yang' onto a shirt with a dragon. Alternatively, you can get these meanings.

Plum manly rainbows
Plum manly sunshine
Plum manly heaven
Plum genitalia rainbows
Plum genitalia sunshine
Plum genitalia heaven
Plum darkness rainbows
Plum darkness sunshine
Plum darkness heaven

"Plum genitalia sunshine" is the most common usage for all three Kanji though, and the reaction of my Japanese sensei was hilarious when I was translating aloud to myself.

[ToonyMan]

Awesome.  I was looking through clothes one day before and I realized the pokemon shirt I wore when I was like 11 had Charizard on it with the katakana spelling.  :3

[scriver]

Plum genitalia rainbows
Plum genitalia sunshine
Plum genitalia heaven

I want a shirt that says this.

[ein]

I just got 1000 dollars from the gubment~

[Scaraban]

I found this humorous.

[Itnetlolor]

Pop-Up Video has made it's return to VH1. Still has the same charm as back then. Pretty funny stuff.

[alway]

Professor said I was 'one of the good programmers' and that she would recommend me to her contacts at Zynga when they come to RIT in 3 weeks. And say what you will about the ethics of their business practices, they pay their employees  and interns well!   _{and with $15k out of pocket cost/year as well as about that much in student loans to go to RIT, lots of money is precisely what I need}

Meanwhile I'm putting together my online portfolio site while listening to the (free) OST of Portal 2.

[Max White]

Oh god Zynga, really? I have heard bad things about their staff treatment. I mean these are only rumours, but still.