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[Bdthemag]

HOLD ON GUYS, GOT THE CSI ON MY TRAIL. LET ME THROW THEM OFF IT.

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You crashed my ISP! You dastardly villain!

Good thing I used my GUI hack with visual basic to get those CSI bastards who try to use their flash player's and linux to get my IP! Time to go trade drugs in an IRC.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Is this happy thread material?

[Bdthemag]

Is this happy thread material?

I didn't know there was a certain set of guidelines for posting in the happy thread.

[Heron TSG]

HOLD ON GUYS, GOT THE CSI ON MY TRAIL. LET ME THROW THEM OFF IT.

\/\/3 \/\/1LL /\/\337 47 d4\/\/|\|, |\|34R 7|-|3 53(R37 b453. 0|\|(3 7|-|3R3 \/\/3 \/\/3 \/\/1LL 7R4D3 dRU95, 7|-|3|\| b4(|<7R4(3 50/\/\3 1P'5 \/\/17|-| 0UR 9U1 |-|4(|<5.

Sigged so hard.

[Vattic]

-snipped spider image-

Heheheh

A friend of mine is scared of spiders. He trained his dog to eat them. Now she just gives them a good shake, brings them to him, and drops them on his lap nice and angry. The dog always looks pleased with herself afterwards.

On my fourth play through, on the easiest setting, I managed to properly beat DoomRL for the first time. Despite it being on the easiest setting this makes me happy. For anyone interested in the char-dump:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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 DoomRL (v.0.9.9.4) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 Ben, level 10 Former Human Private FC Marine,
 nuked the Cyberdemon. on level 26 of the Phobos base.
 He survived 153636 turns and scored 55028 points.
 He played for 2 hours, 49 minutes and 7 seconds.
 He was too young to die!

 He killed 496 out of 503 hellspawn. (98%)
 He held his right to remain violent.

 He saved himself once.

-- Special levels --------------------------------------------

  Levels generated : 5
  Levels visited   : 5
  Levels completed : 4

-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------

  Explorer Badge
  Hell Champion Medal
  UAC Bronze Badge
  Lava Bronze Badge
  Technician Bronze Badge
  Brick Bronze Badge

-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health 60/60   Experience 47654/10
  ToHit Ranged +0  ToHit Melee +0  ToDmg Ranged +3  ToDmg Melee +3

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

  Class : Marine

    Tough as nails   (Level 2)
    Son of a bitch   (Level 3)
    Reloader         (Level 2)
    Badass           (Level 1)
    Shottyman        (Level 1)
    Army of the Dead (Level 1)

  Rel->Rel->SM->Bad->TaN->MAD->TaN->SoB->SoB->SoB->

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   gothic armor [6/6] (187%)
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   tactical shotgun (8d3) [2/6]
    [c] [ Boots      ]   protective boots [2/2] (100%)
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   missile launcher (6d6) [4/4]

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a]   modified red armor [3/6] (31%) (P)
    [b]   shotgun shell (x47)
    [c]   rocket (x14)
    [d]   rocket (x14)
    [e]   rocket (x2)
    [f]   small med-pack
    [g]   small med-pack
    [h]   large med-pack
    [i]   large med-pack
    [j]   large med-pack
    [k]   homing phase device
    [l]   envirosuit pack
    [m]   envirosuit pack
    [n]   shell box (x100)
    [o]   shell box (x100)

-- Resistances -----------------------------------------------

    Bullet     - internal 0%    torso 50%   feet 0%   
    Melee      - internal 0%    torso 50%   feet 0%   
    Shrapnel   - internal 0%    torso 50%   feet 0%   
    Acid       - internal 0%    torso 0%    feet 25% 

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------

    92 former humans
    46 former sergeants
    8 former captains
    62 imps
    26 demons
    161 lost souls
    26 cacodemons
    7 barons of hell
    1 Cyberdemon
    18 hell knights
    9 arachnotrons
    1 John Carmack
    3 former commandos
    10 pain elementals
    8 arch-viles
    11 mancubi
    3 revenants
    2 bruiser brothers
    1 lava elemental
    1 Arena Master

-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
  On level 2 he entered Hell's Arena.
  He left the Arena as a champion!
  On level 5 he stormed the Chained Court.
  He defeated the Hell Arena Master!
  On level 5 he found the Arena Master's Staff!
  On level 10 he assembled a ballistic armor!
  On level 12 he assembled a tactical shotgun!
  On level 12 he ventured into the Halls of Carnage.
  On level 13 he witnessed the Wall.
  He massacred the evil behind the Wall!
  On level 15 he encountered the Phobos Hellgate.
  On level 16 he ran for his life from acid!
  On level 19, hell just froze!
  On level 21 he found the Lava Armor!
  On level 23 he entered the Lava Pits.
  He managed to clear the Lava Pits completely!
  On level 24, hell just froze!
  Then at last he found Phobos Arena!
  He nuked level 25!
  He defeated the Cyberdemon and found the TRUE EVIL!
  Then finally in hell itself, he killed the final EVIL.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 You are hit! Your gothic armor is completely destroyed!
 You wear/wield : a gothic armor [6/6] (200%) John Carmack reloads his
 rocket launcher.
 Fire -- Choose target...
 You see : John Carmack (mortally wounded) [m]ore | pool of blood
 You are hit!
 Fire -- Choose target...
 You see : John Carmack (almost dead) [m]ore | pool of blood
 You use a large med-pack. You feel fully healed. John Carmack reloads his
 rocket launcher.
 Fire -- Choose target...
 You see : John Carmack (almost dead) [m]ore | pool of blood
 Fire -- Choose target...
 You see : John Carmack (almost dead) [m]ore | pool of blood
 John Carmack dies. You feel relatively safe now. Congratulations! You
 defeated John Carmack! Press <Enter>...

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 4 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 3 of those were killed.

 1 souls destroyed the Cyberdemon...
 1 killed the bastard and survived.

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[Gunner-Chan]

Spoiler: I guess I AM heartless. How odd. (click to show/hide)

[ein]

Whoa, Vester~

Meanwhile, I went to get some jeans and the girl at the checkout called me cute~
People keep calling me cute now~
I also ran into my best friend and thought it'd be faster to get home by him than the bus~
How horribly wrong I was~~

[Duke 2.0]

 Alright that's the last time I represent my work days with this meme. After three weeks I think I can officially say I'm part of the working world, even if only part-time. And I got my first paycheck. Booya. We even finished two hours earlier despite there being more orders than last week. Nobody has any idea how that happened.

Whoa, Vester~

Woah what where, where is she. A flying tackle hug for the person to bring her to me.

For a flying tackle hug.

[ein]

Like, back a page, or so~

Oh my god.

This thread is huge now.

Also, these are a bitch to put on, but really comfortable~

[Vector]

Gonna have a Watchmen movie night over here.

Gonna be lots of fun.

Gonna have no words like halation or glabrous involved :I

[Aqizzar]

Gonna have a Watchmen movie night over here.

I hope you rented the Extra Floppy Blue Penis Edition.  I kid of course, but the extended version is an overall improvement, especially with the old Nightowl.

[Lectorog]

Started watching Gurren Lagann, on Hulu. I think I like it? I really don't know. It seems decent; entertaining, at least. The English voice acting kind of sucks, but at least I can watch it easily.

I also finished my lab report for physics class. I think I'm getting the hang of them. I suppose that will be seen when I get a grade back on it.

It also makes me happy to see Vester back. I haven't a clue why, though - I didn't even start browsing the forums until after she left.

[scriver]

Spoiler: I guess I AM heartless. How odd. (click to show/hide)

Gas Mask + Blue Pigtails = Very Creepy.

Gonna have a Watchmen movie night over here.

I hope you rented the Extra Floppy Blue Penis Edition.  I kid of course, but the extended version is an overall improvement, especially with the old Nightowl.

Man. I wanna see the EFBP Editions as well. Has it got some more of the side-stories from the comic?

[ToonyMan]

Noooooooo Kyle Herbert.  D:

[jc6036]

WOOOOOO!!! GOT MY FIRST SIGGED POST!