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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Hung around town and ambushed Yumi with cuddles when she got out of work :3

[Akigagak]

The Maptools dice roller hates the people I am DMing for with a passion. And it is hilarious.

It doesn't just give them bad rolls, it teases them with the occasional really really good roll... So, for example, they'll get a 20 on a check where it's impossible to crit-succeed, then never roll above 10 during the fights.

Oh, and I haven't rolled below 10 in any of the sessions. Last one, I only rolled below 15 twice.

Everybody nearly died.

It was hilarious for everyone, because fuck the maptools dice roller.

[Darvi]

Could be worse.

"Roll to climb up the corridor" (was in a casized ship)
*I roll a one*
"You try to get up, but stumble and roll back down. Roll Agility.
*I get a 6*
"You manage to stabilize yourself, but have to cimb all the way again. Roll athletics again."
*I roll a 1*

Repeat ad nauseam.

[RedKing]

Next time I'm too drunk to properly climb stairs, I'm totally blaming my dice rolls. 


EDIT: I can see the following exchange:

Police Officer: "Had a bit too much to drink tonight, sir?"
Me: "Nahhhh, Ossifer...I'm not drunk. I just keep rolling one."
Officer: "Rolling one, eh? Right, you're coming with me..."

[fqllve]

After years and years (as many as I can remember) of telling myself that I wanted to be a writer but in the end just waffling around and never actually getting serious about it, I've finally given it up. It wasn't to be, because if it had been I would have snatched it by now. I feel much lighter now.

[MaximumZero]

Hung around town and ambushed Yumi with cuddles when she got out of work :3

d'awwww.

[Il Palazzo]

I'm not really into the whole lolcats meme, but this one makes me go "lolwut?":
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14882008

[Darvi]

Glowcat is that you?

[RedKing]

Cue meme'd version of that cat picture with the caption "O HAI SORRY U HAZ AIDS".

[Darvi]

A blatant lie of mine got sigged. Let's see how he reacts when he finds out *g*

[Aqizzar]

Am I bad person for liking Shinedown?  I feel like they're the male equivalent of Evanescence, music for teenagers to feel important to.  The point is, I like The Expendables soundtrack more than I think I have any good reason to.

[Duke 2.0]

Am I bad person for liking Shinedown?

Sometimes you just gotta man up and go "I like Linken Park simply because of the music. I have no attraction to the lyrics or meanings."

[Darvi]

WELCOME FUCKING BACK BAY12!

[Lectorog]

WELCOME FUCKING BACK BAY12!

[ToonyMan]

Am I bad person for liking Shinedown?

Sometimes you just gotta man up and go "I like Linken Park simply because of the music. I have no attraction to the lyrics or meanings."

I admit to listening to Touhou music almost every day.