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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Doesn't pretty much everyone get that buildup of crap on their tongues from time to time?

[Simmura McCrea]

He's like a hypochondriac, but he actually has a whole bunch of illnesses.

[Heliman]

See, now you're assuming that a hypochondriac is honest about the diseases he has over the internet.

I totally have grey shit on my tongue too though.

[Virex]

Doesn't pretty much everyone get that buildup of crap on their tongues from time to time?

I have absolutely no clue how or why you guys even let crap come close to your face 

[The Merchant Of Menace]

It's because of the amount of shit I talk

[Detonate]

I got rid of the grey shit on my tongue. This time, without painfully scraping it off. Yay!

I'm pretty sure that "gray shit" is just dead tastebuds. Happens to everyone.

[Haspen]

My tongue-shit is... Creamy? Beige? Kinda looks like wet sand, yah.

[Nadaka]

tongue stuff is mostly a bacterial slime, much like tooth plaque, combined with dead skin from your tongue.

[Solifuge]

Hurray for toothbrushes with built-in tongue squeegees.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I am apparently a mad ass murderer

<Andrea>: a war would have been fun however
<Sheez>: that may yet happen
<Antedeluvius>: Welp
<Antedeluvius>: I just murdered Cyster :I
<Andrea>: Antedeluvius, we need a war for prestige, but not against people bigger than us!
<Antedeluvius>: She was so distracted by my beautiful ass that she fell to her doom. q_q
<Cyster>: It's true

[Aklyon]

That sounds more like a accidental ass murderer.

[Darvi]

I am apparently a mad ass murderer

So instead of mad cows you kill mad donkeys?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

No, I'm like an axe murderer but my weapon of choice is the ass.

The posterior that is, I don't have a magnificent donkey following me around.

[Darvi]

So you're the new-age Samson?

MoM, biblical figure. Eheheh.

[Itnetlolor]

Almost made the red ticker in Kerbal Space Project go from 'M' to 'K'.

Spoiler: Just under the marker. (click to show/hide)

I could see stars at least.

Plus, it looks like the procedural generated landscape made me an expy of Earth, with me taking off from South Africa from the looks of it.