I have an even better joke.
A man, we'll call him Bill, walks into a bar and looks around. In the corner is a man, sighing and staring dejectedly into his drink. The man's head is big and orange, like a basketball with a face. Bill approaches the bartender and asks "What's with the guy with the big orange head?"
The bartender says, "If you buy him a drink, he'll tell you the story himself." Bill decides to take him up on that offer, and buys the man with the big orange head a drink.
The man with the big orange head looks up at Bill and says "I guess you want to hear the story of how I got my big orange head, right?" Bill affirms and the man begins...
It all started when I was walking along the beach a few days ago. I stumbled upon this antique brass lamp. I picked it up, dusted it off, and a genie appeared! The genie said "Thou hast freed me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment! I shall grant thee three wishes!"
I thought about it, and said "I wish to be fantastically wealthy!"
The genie thundered "As thou wishest, so it shall be!" and just like that I was clothed in a fancy suit, multiple Swiss bank accounts were created in my name, and I received a Ferrari and a sprawling beach mansion!
For my next wish, I wished for a beautiful wife. The sea parted, and the most beautiful woman I ever saw walked out. She said hello, we fell in love, and the genie married us right there on the beach.
The genie boomed, "Thou hast one wish remaining, mortal!"
I think this is where I made my mistake. I wished for a big orange head.