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[Aklyon]

You know the best part of having an artificial eye?

Poking it to freak out your older sister .P

Poking it to freak out your older sister .P

.P

I see what you did there.

I am sorry to see that you lost your eye.

Janet only has 1 eye?

[ein]

Yeah.
Now she can do all the cool things only one-eyed people can do.

Meanwhile, I love Chromium version numbers.
I'm running dev build 91520.
Fuck you everything only in double digits.

[breadbocks]

All of /df/ now knows how awful I am.

And by /df/, I mean you guys from here who come on it to troll and be trolled.

This made me happy today.

Where is this /df/ you speak of?

Just something I threw together.

The first goddamn page-

Spoiler: AVERT YOUR EYES (click to show/hide)

I don't even know what to say.

Edit: oh, I know. Bookmark'd

Wait wait wait.

Why would you post that here?

[Aklyon]

breadbocks has quite a good point there.

[freeformschooler]

Wait wait wait.

Why would you post that here?

I don't know, but I came awful close to not doing anything about it at all. Like I did anyway.

I may just nuke the board and go with Kareha later.

[Heliman]

Wait wait wait.

Why would you post that here?

Because the sweetest scent is the smokey smell of a brain being scarred for life.

[anzki4]

Just decided I'm not gonna bother trying to sleep this night morning. (It's now 6:00.)

Probably gonna go to walk after some coffee...

[Vector]

Tea and Kittens.

I like this site.

[Gunner-Chan]

Janet only has 1 eye?

I'm surprised this is still news. Okay okay, long story short, tree, head, clot, dead eye. That's about it. It took nearly half a year to die and I've had one functioning eye for around a couple of months to a year itself. I forget.

[Fenrir]

I'm sorry. I had not intended to make you revisit old wounds. I have only been back here for a little while.

[Zrk2]

Tea and Kittens.

I like this site.

Asshole. Exterior. COMPROMISED!!! AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHH *choke* I... *gurgle* Rosebud... *falls over*

So anyway, I got my bank statement today and as I'm looking through it I notice this $120 charge to the local utility company. 'WTF?!' says I as I go to their website to see if I can figure this out. On their frontpage I see that they have a warning about a 'citizen' who has been defrauding locals out of their account information. 'FUCK SHIT BALLS IN A CAN!' I continued.

When my parents come home I ask 'What is this shit?!' (Only more politely, that's what I was thinking.) And my Dad says 'Well shit, looks like I paid the hydro bill with the wrong account...'

'Well dammit, you ruined my night.'

So anyway it ended happily as I no longer think I'm facing identity theft.

[Heliman]

Janet only has 1 eye?

I'm surprised this is still news. Okay okay, long story short, tree, head, clot, dead eye. That's about it. It took nearly half a year to die and I've had one functioning eye for around a couple of months to a year itself. I forget.

News to me, surely. Did you go the go the glass eye route or the eye-patch route?

[Aklyon]

Janet only has 1 eye?

I'm surprised this is still news. Okay okay, long story short, tree, head, clot, dead eye. That's about it. It took nearly half a year to die and I've had one functioning eye for around a couple of months to a year itself. I forget.

News to me, surely. Did you go the go the glass eye route or the eye-patch route?

The artificial eye route. look up a bit.

[Gunner-Chan]

I'm sorry. I had not intended to make you revisit old wounds. I have only been back here for a little while.

Oh no don't worry about that. Just it's old to me now and I forget it hasn't made the rounds on here though. I was more worried over how some people reacted to it, a certain someone honestly... Okay okay that there is an old wound. But well it's my fault for thinking of it.

News to me, surely. Did you go the go the glass eye route or the eye-patch route?

Actually both. Right now it's a blank. So if I go out Ill be wearing an eyepatch. After I get my real fake eye in I won't use the patch all the time, but Ill still use it because my daughter made it for me.

[ein]

On one hand, I want a missing eye just so I can do all that cool stuff only one eyed people can do, but then I'd miss out on my stereograms.
I love stereograms. :<
Maybe I'll just get a robotic eye once they get a bit better.