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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16179348 times)

SalmonGod

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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55455 on: July 02, 2011, 09:55:00 pm »

I enjoy the taste.

Drink Mountain Dew!

Seriously, I've got a lot of crazy looks from people for telling them I think Mountain Dew tastes like blood, but it does.  The standard response is "How do you know?..." and I'm like "you've never bit your cheek, had a nose bleed, or put a finger cut in your mouth?... seriously?..."
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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55457 on: July 02, 2011, 09:56:51 pm »

My brother in law laughs whenever he sees Dew. He has a thick Scottish brogue (being from Scotland and all,) and his D's come out as J's. Somehow, he mixed the advertising for Dew and Skittles up, and came up with:

Mountain Jew: Taste the Rabbi.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55459 on: July 02, 2011, 10:06:12 pm »

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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55461 on: July 02, 2011, 10:09:14 pm »

I just like blood.
It fascinates me and I enjoy the taste.
Infected blood is bad though.
I dun want diseases.

This, so much. I honestly don't mind so much if I accidentally bite my cheek or lip hard enough that it bleeds, although it still hurts pretty badly so I don't go out of my way to do it. Still.
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55462 on: July 02, 2011, 10:14:39 pm »

 Blood turns me on and you shouldn't talk about it when I'm around. :V

 On topic, I'm happy because I can now have both eyes open. Yay coffee + metal~~~
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55464 on: July 02, 2011, 10:15:42 pm »

@tomas1297: Yeah but you always need a lyric sheet to work out what metal songs are about. Rock'n'roll for me.
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55465 on: July 02, 2011, 10:16:56 pm »

Oh my god what. WHAT?!
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Mininuke porn?
Though, her pants...
It's about the pants. Although a mininuke could probably make a good "toy".
 And we should probably get back on topic because Janet is going to go batshit again. :V

@tomas1297: Yeah but you always need a lyric sheet to work out what metal songs are about. Rock'n'roll for me.
Not always. You get used to it.

Edit: Also it's 10x more energizing in the morning.
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55466 on: July 02, 2011, 10:18:37 pm »

Well, the best part about the pants is how they got ruined when she tried to repair them.

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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55467 on: July 02, 2011, 10:19:17 pm »

Well, the best part about the pants is how they got ruined when she tried to repair them.
No pants are the best pants.
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55468 on: July 02, 2011, 10:19:56 pm »

@Tomas1297: I have crossover stuff for that. DRI, Stormtroopers of Death, Adrenalin OD, Suicidal Tendencies, Agnostic Front

I'm traditional.
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55469 on: July 02, 2011, 10:22:12 pm »

Well, the best part about the pants is how they got ruined when she tried to repair them.
No pants are the best pants.

As much as I agree, it's probably a bad idea carving holes into your thighs to hold money and a phone.

Meanwhile, I continue my quest to drink fanciful microbrewed sodas.
Just had a root beer with a nice birchy aftertaste.
Very nice.
Coulda used more anise though.
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