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[Itnetlolor]

Reforge that whip in Pepper Jack, and we'll talk.

Reforge it with some garlic, and you can kill vampires with it, Belmont style.

[Vector]

I do wonder how much of your perception is what actually happened in the games and how much was influenced by Chip and Ironicus. I know there are a lot of serious things to enjoy in the series, but I can't help but see the whole thing as their interpretation of it.

 Food Spiral indeed.

Nah, I only saw their interpretation for 4 (which... eh, I get laughs from it, but I don't necessarily agree with it), and "Snake is obsessed with eating stuff" I figured mostly from the codec conversations with Para-Medic--in which his only question tends to be "BUT HOW DOES IT TASTE."


I think I feel better today than I have since I was in elementary school.

[Zrk2]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-life-actually-does-get-better/

Huh... Well, that's good to know.

[Duke 2.0]

 As I said before: While Cracked does have a lot of joke articles and some dull jokes, they occasionally make a heartwarming one that catches you off-guard.

[Gunner-Chan]

My girlfriend got so drunk she argued very PASSIONATELY about how we need "Time reforms" to reduce the amount of seconds minutes and hours killed a day for "The sake of humanity's souls".

Apparently we're all mass murderers because we're constantly killing time. But yeah she needs a nap I think. She weirded out pretty much everyone in the house. XD

[breadbocks]

Hehe. What I wouldn't give for an extra 6 hours in the day...

[Darvi]

Nice to hear I'm not the only one who sometimes takes "killing time" literally :3

[olemars]

Norwegian taxpayer (i.e. me)-funded television is doing an experiment. They're going to broadcast live and in HD a coastal cruise from Bergen to Kirkenes. Continuously, for 134 hours. It's completely void of any action, almost no commentary or music, just live camera feeds. Most of the time it shows the view, sometimes it switches to increasingly awkward german and french cruise passengers who are slowly realising that they're going to be on live national TV with no escape.

Should be the most boring thing ever, and they even describe it themselves as only slightly above paint-drying-cam. Yet for some reason I've kept it on the TV (they've dedicated one of their 3 national channels to this) for the last three hours, since they left Bergen Port, and just can't get myself to turn it off. There's something about this slow-tv that just soothes the brain.

It's supposed to be accessible for furriners from the official place, complete with live map and chat.
Here's an explanation of wtf it's about. They're going to torrent the whole thing, so if anyone needs 5 days worth of horizon, you can do what you want with it.

Damn, just realized they'll be passing my childhood home early tomorrow morning. I need my sleep

edit: better link to live feed

[ein]

Nice to hear I'm not the only one who sometimes takes "killing time" literally :3

Have you read the Phantom Tollbooth?

Meanwhile,

Spoiler: Cutest fucking thing I've seen in a long time. (click to show/hide)

Note that she's holding it lefty and is showing proper trigger discipline. <3

[Nikov]

I was complimented on my trigger discipline by a passing museum-goer once.

[Itnetlolor]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-life-actually-does-get-better/

Huh... Well, that's good to know.

That actually snapped me out of a bit of a dark mood I've been having for a few days. Thanks.

[Tilla]

Reports of number as high as 17000 for the cleanup in Vancouver. Certainly far more than actually did the destruction.

[Akura]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-life-actually-does-get-better/

Huh... Well, that's good to know.

That actually snapped me out of a bit of a dark mood I've been having for a few days. Thanks.

To be honest, it made me feel a little worse.

[Aqizzar]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-life-actually-does-get-better/

Huh... Well, that's good to know.

That actually snapped me out of a bit of a dark mood I've been having for a few days. Thanks.

To be honest, it made me feel a little worse.

Yeah, I read that last, after the guy's other articles.  I know life gets better.  It got better for him because he spent twenty years of his life as a loveless alcoholic slave to the grind.  I don't want to finally get my shit together when I'm knocking on the door of 40.

[Tellemurius]

Meanwhile,

Spoiler: Cutest fucking thing I've seen in a long time. (click to show/hide)

Note that she's holding it lefty and is showing proper trigger discipline. <3

If i have a daughter, i would be ashamed if i never have that moment with her teaching her the fine art of hunting.